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Google maps review of Whole Foods Market by Allan Mueller, 42 reviews, 8 photos.
4 stars.
Nice, sterile atmosphere. Hypnotically Caucasian. The chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of god’s little tests
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That is probably the review by a man with at least one “Hypnotically Caucasian”(dibs on the band name) woman out in a trailer, chained to a wall.
I plan to use Hypnotically Caucasian more often in day to day conversation.
Imagine saying something like “hypnotically Caucasian” about any other race
Yes, that’s part of the joke. It’s so unnerving.
why are google maps reviews so unhinged
‘Hypnotically Caucasian’ sounds like a phrase that a hyper nationalist Ásatrú would use unironically.
