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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @mtchristo@lemm.ee
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    5•2 years ago

    Definitely not the Australian . my jaw will break and my vocal cords will wear out at an early age.

    • @Snowplow8861@lemmus.org
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      5•2 years ago

      Why did you train so badly?!

  • teft
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    11•2 years ago

    It’s just as bad in spanish. I’m an american with a colombian paisa accent in spanish and it messes with the mexicans. They love it since it’s not what they usually hear.

    • Tedesche
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      7•2 years ago

      Whenever someone who speaks Spanish asks me if I speak it, I always respond, “Oon pokeeto, paro solaminty en oon assento Gringo.” Gets either a laugh or a groan every time. 😈

    • @Anamnesis@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      I think Americans usually learn Mexican Spanish. That’s definitely what I learned, güey.

  • @GuitarAbuser@sopuli.xyz
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    9•2 years ago

    My accent is a mix of all these three, plus the effect my friends from India have hd on me

  • @Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    6•2 years ago

    Minnesoter eh

    • b3nsn0w
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      6•2 years ago

      i’m no expert in vexillology but even i can tell that that’s a c- at best

      • threelonmusketeers
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        2•1 year ago

        They’re getting a new one! https://youtu.be/lFwwo0W5Ugg

  • @Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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    4•2 years ago

    USdefaultism of this post should be used in The International Bureau of Weights and Measures as the metrics for all other USdefaultisms.

    • @Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social
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      7•2 years ago

      333 million Americans, 67 million Brits, 26 million Australians.

      • @Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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        6•2 years ago

        1.4 billion Indians. So what?

        • Ben Hur Horse Race
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          4•2 years ago

          They’re talking about native English speakers. Did you really not get that? There are also a lot of Chinese people, try yelling that out of context, also.

          • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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            8•2 years ago

            English is one of the official languages in India.

            Even if only 1/10 of Indians grew up speaking it alongside Hindi or one of the other official languages (it’s a pretty big and varied country), it still adds up to 140 million people, so the previous poster has a valid point.

            • Ben Hur Horse Race
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              3•2 years ago

              this post is about native accents. choose an accent (from native accents), normal, fancy or wildcard.

            • Ben Hur Horse Race
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              1•2 years ago

              sorry, I re-read your post this morning, I missed when you said “official languages” for some reason. I take your point

  • @Pirasp@lemmy.world
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    92•2 years ago

    Let’s be real here, we usually just stick all of them in a blender and pour ourselves one glass of perfectly mixed accent juice

    • @tordarus@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      This! My English accent is so all over the place, I can’t even spot the differences if I hear them. I can’t tell, If someone is British, American, Australian etc because I mix them up so much myself

      • @Amends1782@lemmy.ca
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        2•2 years ago

        I’m quite found of accents myself, like that SS officer in the bar scene from Inglorious Basterds lol, would love to have a conversation and dissect it

  • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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    5•2 years ago

    I’d mix everything just for kicks :)

    • @RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      I’m not even aware of what my accent sounds like. Probably a weird amalgamation of everything.

  • @jacktherippah@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    No no, I speak a combination of the three. Although American English dominates my accent. That’s what you get when you grow up watching English-speaking media. You pick up their accents and you make one of your own.

  • @olutukko@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Here in finland we also have our very own thing: rally english

  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    I have read British and American books galore (i.e. thousands), and I’ve listened to English (BBC, BFBS) and American (AFN, Movies) audio sources. My vocabulary and accent is a wild mix of both, so the British consider me American, and the American think I’m British.

  • @drathvedro@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Oi cunt!

    The bogan talk fits my gopnik soul like cat’s pyjamas

    • @whofearsthenight@lemm.ee
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      3•2 years ago

      American, have considered immigrating just for the ability to use this phrase on the reg.

  • 👁️👄👁️
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    19•2 years ago

    I don’t think you choose, it’s just kinda what you grow up around

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      OMG our usernames can be emojis??

      • @KrokanteBamischijf@feddit.nl
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        7•2 years ago

        It’s a cosmetic thing. @mojo@lemm.ee here has set a display name in addition to their username, which I believe supports any unicode character.

        • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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          5•2 years ago

          Phew. I thought this could lead to Unicode in URLs, which can get nasty.

  • @Cosmicomical@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Steal?

  • @Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone
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    24•2 years ago

    arrives late….

    Cunts….

  • The Menemen!
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    9•2 years ago

    I chose Russia (despite being born in Germany and not of Russian heritage). It just sounds more badass than a German accent.

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