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Heaviest things known to man

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Maven (famous) to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml •
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  • @cardboardchris@lemmings.world
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    1 year ago

    you know, this meme is old as hell, but I still like it.

  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    8•1 year ago

    npm search agrees.

  • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    That’s heavy man

    • Timwi
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      6•1 year ago

      Great Scott!

  • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    laughs in Cargo ./target

    • @sirdorius@programming.dev
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      Came here to say this, but I was delayed by having to clean my cargo target folder.

  • @Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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    Somewhere to the right has to be unity’s Library folder

    • @v9CYKjLeia10dZpz88iU@programming.dev
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      those devs understand why their assets are so large. but if you ask a js dev why they webpack instead of compiling they just start crying and run away

      • @Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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        It depends. If you switch between different branches a lot, Library just grows to infinite sizes due to storing everything from each branch that is unique to those branches. I once had to clear about 600 gigs of library lol.

  • @burnso@lemmy.world
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    https://pnpm.io/

    • @lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de
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      deleted by creator

    • @flying_sheep@lemmy.ml
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      That’s the one that’s like Yarn’s global cache, but without compression, right?

      • @burnso@lemmy.world
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        Not sure, but probably. I only used yarn 1. Never got around to trying yarn 2+ as migrating our fairly large monorepo project at the time felt like a pretty large and complicated ordeal. By the time I switched jobs npm was already a whole lot better in the ways most important to me.

        The little I’ve read about and used pnpm so far it seems a lot more plug n play than yarn while bringing big benefits. Even workspaces seems a lot simpler than it ever was with yarn (at least when I used it). Love the idea of non-flat node_modules and simplified lock files as well.

        Time will tell if npm incorporates enough of pnpm’s features to make it obsolete eventually but for now I can understand why it seems so widely adopted.

        • @flying_sheep@lemmy.ml
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          I mean, the essential difference of no node_modules is shared, as are workspaces.

          I think pnpm is more manual, but therefore less magic than yarn. More compatible, less stuff just works

  • @brckd@lemmy.world
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    i recently begged my cs teacher to install npm on the school computers. shouldnt have been suprised when i immediately ran out of storage

    • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      2•1 year ago

      Let me introduce you to my little friend: conda

      • EarMaster
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        Oh yes. Creating an empty environment can easily take up several gigabytes…

      • @brckd@lemmy.world
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        i just checked and it seems to be a really cool package manager for several languages. but how does that help with storage limitations?

        • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          Oh no, I meant it will bloat your storage more than anything else

          • @brckd@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            oh nice! ill try that on the school computers

      • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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        I would’ve made this joke earlier but I was waiting for Conda to resolve dependencies

        • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          Try micromamba, its a drop in replacement for conda is 100x faster for resolving

  • @KeefChief13@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    I have not laugued at one of these out loud untill now.

  • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    antique programming memes roadshow

  • @somegeek@programming.dev
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    17•1 year ago

    2012 called, they want their meme back

    • @Octopus1348@lemy.lol
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      17•1 year ago

      It’s still true tho.

    • @summerof69@lemm.ee
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      9•1 year ago

      Heavy objects cause time dilation.

  • @Daxtron2@startrek.website
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    14•1 year ago

    I love when I have to wipe node_modules and reinstall and it takes like an hour because there’s thousands of packages lol

  • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    3•1 year ago

    Nodes baggage just adds weight to the depth of the supply chain risk.

  • @uis@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    Time to write in C

    • @theherk@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      The overlap between people that write C and people that write JavaScript is negligible.

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      Words of Wisdom

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