Back-end developper ?
A lifetime of sitting still mostly
I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.
Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.
Use some duct tape
Bigger Plug?
Or tighter anus.
You can never go back.
My back.
An annoying lack of x-ray vision.
My neck.
Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don’t use Apple products.
Downgrading to a Floor-Top device? Sounds like you can’t go any lower, no thanks.
- I am not made out of silly putty.
- I am not female.
- I cannot code.
- I am 120% less flexible than her.
- I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
- I don’t want to.
I am not female.
You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉
I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓
- My back
Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.
With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5
Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don’t want to stare at my own dick all day.
Common sense?
That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
I like to see the screen whole coding
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