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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

What’s stopping you from coding like this ?

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What’s stopping you from coding like this ?

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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • @rozlav@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    59•1 year ago

    Back-end developper ?

  • "no" banana
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    15•1 year ago

    A lifetime of sitting still mostly

  • @Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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    15•1 year ago

    I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

  • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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    40•1 year ago

    Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      24•1 year ago

      Use some duct tape

    • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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      14•1 year ago

      Bigger Plug?

      • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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        14•1 year ago

        Or tighter anus.

        • @Neil@lemmy.ml
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          3•1 year ago

          You can never go back.

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    10•1 year ago

    My back.

  • spez
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    27•1 year ago

    An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    8•1 year ago

    My neck.

  • amio
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    19•1 year ago

    Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don’t use Apple products.

  • @peak_dunning_krueger@feddit.de
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    2•1 year ago

    Downgrading to a Floor-Top device? Sounds like you can’t go any lower, no thanks.

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    102•1 year ago
    1. I am not made out of silly putty.
    2. I am not female.
    3. I cannot code.
    4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
    5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
    6. I don’t want to.
    • @onlinepersona@programming.dev
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      1 year ago

      I am not female.

      You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

      CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

      • TherouxSonfeir
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        7•1 year ago

        I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

    • Sagrotan
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      4•1 year ago
      1. My back
    • Treczoks
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      21•1 year ago

      Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.

      • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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        2•1 year ago

        With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

  • @evatronic@lemm.ee
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    7•1 year ago

    Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don’t want to stare at my own dick all day.

  • @yozhfyfyfy@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Common sense?

  • peto (he/him)
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    23•1 year ago

    That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

    • @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      12•1 year ago

      You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

  • @Michal@programming.dev
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    6•1 year ago

    I like to see the screen whole coding

  • kryllic
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    1•1 year ago

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