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“Okay, one raw ham coming up”
It’s organic because it’s mostly organs.
Prosciutto?
mmmm…salted pork
Very Monty Python-esque.
E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
By the end of that, you’d expect slimy worms crawling out of that ham…
https://youtu.be/cYxIe7T8ZKA?si=AsFcLs6FVvd9BUg7
Dramatic reading.
Saved for later. Cheers.
I’ll take two … I’ll meet the forklift operators out front to tell them where to load them all
By the gods
In the eyes of the gods … we are all meat obelisks
2001: A Space Delicacy
“I like to eat my ham,
it makes me feel like shmam.
Have you seen the movie ‘Kazaam’?
But back to ham.
Did you know that an imam is a man
who leads prayers in a mosque?
What if you pronounced imam ‘i-mam’?
Would that make you think of ham?
My name is Stan.
Ham”
You took the ham.
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Meat obelisk.
I too have played warframe.
Weirdly that’s not the most bizarre thing in the lore.
Time is an illusion. And so is death.
Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
You must be a hoopy frood.
I really know where my towel is!
When I worked in a meat packing factory one summer these things fucking stank!!
All ham is processed isn’t it? Salted and smoked.
You can get uncured ham – it’s a reference to the cut of meat. In this case, the “butt” of the pig just above the rear leg.
Source: grew up on pig farm
Ahh thanks for clarifying. But the devil advocate in me is thinking ‘If it’s been cut, it’s been processed’
By that logic a steak is processed beef. But yeah there’s a bit of a subjective line in the sand - all food goes through a process of some sort. Even veggies have to be picked, sorted, and washed.
Generally what is meant by processed is either food that’s undergone a preservative process or food with additives to make a secondary product. Like American cheese is processed cheese because it has additives after the original cheese process.
Generally butchery or packaging is not the colloquial bar for ‘processed’.
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My Irish grandma regularly cooked Roast Butt. My cousin and I would regularly giggle.
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You must gnaw on the buttocks of a living pig.
Don’t talk about my mother like that
It is a physical deceleration of man’s contempt for the natural order.
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You are not hunting for food in Wal-Mart. All your hippie “I was meant to eat this” arguments suck.
