Name your child Segmentation fault
My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.
most are bad names
I belive rust is a normal name.
julia and ruby are pretty common also
who knows array could be allowed
Eula.
Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?
Ada is in fact named after a person, thus completing the circle.
So are Haskell and Idris (well, if you consider a singing dragon as a person).
Boolean is named after George Boole so that is too, sort of
If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”
Don’t forget LOLCode (yes that’s a thing)
Brainfuck has entered the chat
Motherfucker how many //es do you have to put with https: its crashing my lemmy app when trying to open.
Have you Brainfucked the link?
I did not include any //es with the https:, but I put just the one usual pair with the ttps:. Oh. Hmm. Yes, it appears I have indeed Brainfucked the link
(try now)
Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.
Haskell is an awesome name for a baby
Oberon and Pascal, too. Or TurboPascal if you want to go the extra mile.
- Monad
- Functor
- Lambda
- Pure
- Lisp
- Recur
- Arity
- Memo
- Transduce
- Lein
- Cabal
- Akka
- Eval
Don’t forget Elm!
Forindo Iffi **int
I’m naming mine 1337Code jr
For some reason I got an out of bounds memory exception when trying to dereference the parent.
Kind of has the same cadence to it as James Bond Jr. I like it.
This reminded me I haven’t heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)
Ain’t that the right way to spell it?
I think either way is perfectly acceptable. He just prefers Fubar and who am I to argue?
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I’ve seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋
Hi 👋
Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈
Definitely 😊 Hope you’re well!
Boolean ftw XD
Brainfuck
“Pointer, where are you?” Points at Parent, my other child
OOP issues LOL!
Pointer moved to Hollywood, to become a character star. They had a string of interviews, but it ended in nothing.
Pointer, where is This, your other sibling?
They’re with Self and Construct.
