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@willya@lemmyf.uk to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

Alpha Male v0.00003

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Alpha Male v0.00003

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@willya@lemmyf.uk to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • SavvyWolf
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    61•1 year ago

    Don’t get yourself an alpha male, get yourself a 1.0.4-ubuntu3 male.

    • Deceptichum
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      35•1 year ago

      Can I get an arch femboy?

      • veroxii
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        3•1 year ago

        Always has been.

      • firefly
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        deleted by creator

    • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      Yeah! Gotta find those Long Term Stable (LTSL) life partners!

      • kingthrillgore
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        8•1 year ago

        Marriage is the 10 year support window

      • @Bronco1676@lemmy.ml
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        4•1 year ago

        ) Plesse close that parentheses

  • @HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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    9•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • @ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1•1 year ago

      Too many smash burgers not enough veggies?

  • @Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works
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    23•1 year ago

    Gonna wait for a stable male.

    • Enkrod
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      11•1 year ago

      LTS males for the win!

    • @Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Neigh

  • @MechaJutaro@lemmy.world
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    removed by mod

  • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    8•1 year ago

    The only difference between alpha and release is the fixes needed to get through a sales demo.

  • Clot
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    6•1 year ago

    Love stable males, gotta be my favourite gender

    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      Neeeigh.

      • @electricprism@lemmy.ml
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        4•1 year ago

        Fools, I’ve been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

  • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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    2•1 year ago

    this is sigma male propaganda

  • kingthrillgore
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    12•1 year ago

    I dunno what version software is at the ‘sigma’ state but they’re broken too.

    • Enkrod
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      EOL, they’re stuck, no updates, nothing fresh, their flaws are open, known and won’t be fixed and if you get them, they’re a seriously risk to your safety.

      • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        Abandonware

  • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18•1 year ago

    TIL I’m an alpha male. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    • @NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      How did you make that? Down the rabbit hole I go…

      • @willya@lemmyf.ukOP
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        3•1 year ago

        ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

      • @boeman@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        Like this:

        ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

        • @NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Oooh ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

          • @boeman@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    8•1 year ago

    I’m invite only. If you’re very curious maybe somebody can forward you an access email.

  • mihor
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    4•1 year ago

    Glenn is an omega male, obviously…

  • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    deleted by creator

    • @ADTJ@feddit.uk
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      17•1 year ago

      “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”

      • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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        deleted by creator

        • @ADTJ@feddit.uk
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          https://youtu.be/-8bqQ-C1PSE

          • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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            deleted by creator

        • Rolivers
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          Lucky you, you’re in for a treat.

  • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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    I just hear that they’re so insecure they need to define themselves by someone else’s deeply flawed version of better, instead of just being themselves and acknowledging what they like.

    It’s like asking what’s the best colour, and someone answers “black, because it consumes all the other colours”

    • dohpaz42
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      5•1 year ago

      Funny enough, at least with the light spectrum, black is devoid of color and white is the combination of all colors.

      • @CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        So how come when I mix all my watercolors I get brown?? Checkmate atheists

        • @Bene7rddso@feddit.de
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          Because you’re using too much orange. If it reflects all colors equally it would be grey (not all light reflected, but some)

          • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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            2•1 year ago

            Getting ptsd from making gouache pallets in 100 level color theory class.

  • @jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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    10•1 year ago

    I don’t trust anyone not using semver.

    A whole train of thought happened in my head here about transitioning and semver.

  • @DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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    27•1 year ago

    This is how I feel every time I see an overpowered “prototype” weapon in a video game that works better than the standard version.

    • @Crow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It needs a flaw to be fun; there has to be a problem that made it unfit for production and the solution lowered the power. Too inefficient, too inaccurate, too big, too unsafe, too unreliable. Make it a fun thing the player can play around so it’s a sidegrade rather than an upgrade

    • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      This is how I feel every time I see an overpowered “prototype” weapon in a video game that works better than the standard version.

      Agreed!

      There’s is a bit of clever game design in Deep Rock Galactic, which I hope catches on:

      The default load out for new players is almost unarguably the best possible load-out, for that class, in the game.

      As players progress, they can unlock more entertaining while objectively worse equipment, to amuse and challenge themselves.

      And, I mean, of course we do. It’s hilarious because some truly challenging gameplay emerges.

      And when it’s kicking my butt, I at least realize I chose that challenge for myself. I had the option to bring the good equipment that I started with, after all.

      And it puts new players on more even footing with veterans. I tend to make easy missions with newbie friends harder on myself by bringing truly silly equipment load outs. It usually turns out fine, and when it goes badly for me, they feel good for rescuing a veteran. Or it goes sideways and I apologize and make slightly better equip choices for the next try.

      • Enkrod
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        Roche et pierre, mon frère!

      • @TeaHands@lemmy.world
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        Rock and stone, my friend ⛏

        • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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          Rock and stone!

          • @dsco@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home.

    • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      I assume the excuse usually is that the prototype was unstable, so they had to ‘tone it down’. But of course, you as the awesome hero man can control it!

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