Meanwhile, in an alternative universe: even more proof that humans are real, with the camera pointing at a weird geometrical structure surrounded by rubbish.

Big… foot.

The legendary trunkussy

“I’ve arranged for you to use— za glory hole…”

Now, this is just the History Channel 24/7.

A shame since they used to have such detailed documentaries and shows like The Universe

holy shit israel

Bigfoot is real. The only problem is he’s no cryptid monkey or something but only a very unkempt hairy and fat Reddit mod. He also has a post history about his cum tree.

Where did those entwives run off to, anyway?