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@roon@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

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@roon@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @baseless_discourse@mander.xyz
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    deleted by creator

  • @starman@programming.dev
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    132•1 year ago
    1. It’s Java
  • @tourist@lemmy.world
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    Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy

    • @wischi@programming.dev
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      There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄

  • @30p87@feddit.de
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    print(‘I am sorry’*100)

    Edit: print(‘I am sorry\n’*100) ffs

    • @OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org
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      I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI…

  • Zellith
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    6•1 year ago

    As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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    Formatting

    Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:

    R E D   H A T
    

    becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.

    I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.

  • @EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de
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    Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.

    • Solivine
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      Technically 102 if you include the one already said

      • @EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de
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        No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated

        • Solivine
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          It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.

    • @ibasaw@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too

  • Chaotic Entropy
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    63•1 year ago

    Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.

  • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    Leave me I’m angry.

    Who speaks like this?

    • Omid Mnz
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      Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II

    • @Lmaydev@programming.dev
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      Maybe non native speaker. If you add “alone” in there it sounds fine.

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    17•1 year ago

    I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.

    • @ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip
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      That usually done by young folk who just learned the basics. Cut them some slack. They feel good about learning something new.

      • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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        19•1 year ago

        Yeah, you are right I should.

        • @Onryo@sh.itjust.works
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          deleted by creator

    • @Master@lemm.ee
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      8•1 year ago

      Public static void main (That’s the joke) { args};

  • Turing spider
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    1. She asked for “I’m sorry” and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
  • Juice [none/use name]
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    10•1 year ago
    1. Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, “loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can’t bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains” This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.
  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    3•1 year ago

    goes to stack overflow to steal some code

  • @Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    102 times if you count the one before the code.

  • CarrotsHaveEars
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    Say I’m sorry hundred times before I will forgive you

    Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.

    • @Gabu@lemmy.ml
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      Nah, anyone that’s childish enough to ask something like that isn’t worth the effort.

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