It’s so sad that your identity has become pushing back against people with food allergies because it was, at one point, trendy. They just be a sad, sad person. I hope they find more meaning out of life
I want to eat at this guy’s house
Too much of this good thing could give you clogged arteries. I love bacon, but I don’t want a bacon sandwich made with deep-fried breaded ham slices in place of bread, & slathered in butter.
Shit. Maybe I do, now that I’ve written it out.
Nah, it’s okay, I’m sure they’d be okay with throwing that in a delicious, gluten-packed bun. Wrapped in bacon.
You’re making me think of that old YouTube channel, where they’d make extreme, absurd foods like this. What an awesome show… Epic Meal Time! That was it! They’d wrap anything in bacon.
Dude make me one too
We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
that’s a goodnight burger because there’s no way my body is staying conscious after ingesting that
Sounds like something you’d get in Pawnee from Paunch Burger.
Besides the burger size that’s a thing I’ve seen more than once, and it’s Delicious.
A real bacon, pork roll, or other pork fat + salt processed meat sandwich needs to use waffles instead of bread. Don’t forget the Mrs Butterworth syrup because you need your daily dose of high fructose corn syrup too.
This person knows how to eat like a true Midwesterner.
I mean having such a sandwich even every few weeks probably won’t negatively affect you that much. It’s eating like that daily that causes problems.
Where’s the I <3 MSG sticker?
Seriously - that stuff is powdered magic. I started cooking with it a few years ago and it’s a total game-changer. The only challenge was forcing myself from adding too much. It seems to have an actual acrid taste if you add so much that it’s obvious.
Somebody once told me that it’s good in desserts. BIG mistake. It tasted like battery acid.
I can see it potentially working in some desserts, but as you’ve experienced it sounds like you’ve gotta approach it with a really light hand.
MSG is the umami cheat code.
Just put that in any food and instant umami goodness.
Doesn’t hurt anyone’s feelings so there’s no point.
if trying to cover up being a kiwifarm user, insane. otherwise hilarious
Life is NOT better with P&G
lol of course this is in my home state of Ohio…
Someone is on the way to Flavortown!
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Glutenous Maximus over here loving that Pig gluteus maximus.
gonna lose their fucking mind when they hear about pork belly sliders
Pork belly bao too… yummyyyy
The sticker reads “PIG - Pretty Insensitive Guy.” It should instead be “Petty Insensitive Guy”
I want to meet this person, someone with such strong opinions on food is either the most amusing person to talk to, or an insufferable zealot and I really want to know which this person is.
Someone with that many bumper stickers is always going to be the latter.
I’ve been pleasantly surprised in the past. I’ll hold my judgement
2-3 bumper stickers is ok. Over 12 is an art statement. 3-12 is deranged
If you want to work at LARD your car needs at least 12 pieces of flair.
All of them trolling too. I definitely wouldn’t talk to this person.
Much to think about here. I count 11 stickers if we treat “GLUTEN (subaru logo) MATTERS” as a single sticker, and each heart as one sticker. Add in the GLUTEN plate, and we’re at exactly 12. Really on the border between deranged and artistic.
There’s a LARD sticker on the thingy above the roof too. We’re good.
“Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don’t need 37 pieces of flair to do it.”
Sponsored by their cardiologist
Insane. Extremism is never the sign of a sane mind whatever the topic.
Nah, there’s a point where you go beyond extremism and return back to sanity, the trick is to hit that sweet spot and not keep going back to Insanity.
I think this person nailed it.
…What.
I’m referring to Poe’s Law, and applying it outside of the Internet.
An example of bumper stickers as mentioned by someone else here:
- 1-3 - probably normal
- 4-12 - quite extreme
- more than 12 - probably parody
I’m saying there’s a point where parody turns back into extremism/mental illness (probably around the 20-30 bumper sticker mark). So there’s a spectrum:
- Normal range
- Crazy range
- Parody range
- Back to crazy
Examples in conservative politics:
- Moderate conservatives, like your average conservative family member - probably dislikes Trump, etc, but sides with the GOP more than not
- Trump evangelists - doesn’t know what they believe, other than Trump; weird form of double think required to follow Trump through flip flops
- The old Colbert Report and other conservative parodies from the left - generally take a more extreme view from 2 to make parody obvious
- Far right extremist groups, like those present on Jan 6 - these groups say what 3 says and mean it, and take it even further
Or with pork:
- Someone saying their favorite food is bacon when asked
- Someone who talks about bacon all the time, when when not talking about food (kinda weird)
- Someone who wears bacon themed shirts, has bacon bumper stickers, etc, in obvious parody
- Someone wears bacon rings, and always seems to have bacon with them
Poe’s law is the boundary between 2 and 3, and there’s a point where you go beyond and get back to crazy.
Without all of the other stickers, one might assume “Life Is Better With Pig” was referring to their dating preferences.
