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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Radical acceptance

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Radical acceptance

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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    POV means nothing anymore

    • @KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de
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      9•1 year ago

      Maybe whats shown is the mom trying to hide the “oh, so NOBODY wants you, damn.” behind a nervous smile.

    • @fosho@lemmy.ca
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      45•1 year ago

      falls into the same category as useless “nobody:”

      • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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        13•1 year ago

        I’m so glad that meme format died.

        Also that fucking distorted bubble text sent me into a frothing seizure.

        I can’t even imagine what kinds of shit I’m missing on TikTok

      • @blind3rdeye@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        literally.

    • @Mechanite@lemmy.world
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      21•1 year ago

      Maybe that’s the mom in the the picture

      • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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        14•1 year ago

        Maybe but then the photo doesn’t really match the text

    • @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      16•1 year ago

      I was going to say, “POV: I have no idea what POV means.”

    • @Trollception@sh.itjust.works
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      0•1 year ago

      Does it not mean point of view?

      • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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        Of course. If someone said “POV: a truck driver” you’d expect a scene looking out from the driver’s seat of a truck.

        In this photo what does it mean? Clearly it’s not her point of view. Her mother’s? But that’s not what the text implies.

        For some reason on TikTok especially people just slap “POV:” on absolutely everything.

        Literally nothing about this meme would change if they left off POV. It’s utterly meaningless when used like this.

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      Nobody:

      bdonvr@thelemmy.club: POV means nothing anymore

  • @superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

    Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

    Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

    Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

    Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

    Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

    Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

    • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      I mean, your parents thought of you, tried to connect, listened, then started lining up care.

      Parents be winning.

      If you thought you’d get out of your teenage years without death-by-embarrassment, you’re kidding yourself.

      To connect with you, my parents discovered the evidence of long term daily self harm when I was in a bike crash and was unconscious. They otherwise believed me happy and healthy. That wasn’t a fun conversation in the hospital, with a concussion.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        13•1 year ago

        As a parent, most of us just want to help, but it’s incredibly hard to know what’s going on inside your head.

        I was a kid once too, and I know how hard dealing with parents can be. But I also know that every time I opened up, they attempted to help. Give it a shot, unless they’re actually abuse.

        • @Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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          10•1 year ago

          Even today when my daughter is a self sufficient adult, whenever she calls for advice, the first thing I do is bring my mind back in time to when I was that age and remember what was going through my head when a similar situation to hers arose.

          It’s not natural for me to do this. I have to make conscious effort. But it’s proven to give me better perspective and increases her level of trust with me.

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            5•1 year ago

            Yup, the age old “listen” and “consider things from their perspective.” If you can master that (incredibly difficult), you’ll master all forms of social interaction, not just parenting.

    • Twitches
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      12•1 year ago

      I had an almost verbatim convo with my parents as a teen.

    • @cm0002@lemmy.world
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      39•1 year ago

      Dad: Quick reload the save we did before we started this convo path

      Mom:…I forgot

      Dad:…fuck.

    • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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      51•1 year ago

      You should get therapy if your parents are offering. It helps.

      • Twitches
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        24•1 year ago

        Except when you find out the therapist your parents sent you to was their friend and told them everything you shared.

        • Zoidsberg
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          45•1 year ago

          Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

          • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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            12•1 year ago

            monkey’s paw curls

            Now you’ve gone too far and your parents aren’t being accepting of you anymore

            • Zoot
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              7•1 year ago

              Thankfully it doesn’t matter if your parents are willing to do that!

          • @Fosheze@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            It’s not a HIPPA violation if you’re a minor and the information is being released to your parents. In fact, I’m pretty sure they’re required to disclose any and all information to your parents unpon request. Minors have no rights to privacy against their parents at least in the US.

            • Zoidsberg
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              The more I learn about your country the less I like it.

          • @force@lemmy.world
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            6•1 year ago

            Assuming this is when they’re a teenager, they don’t get rights. Minors getting rights in the US is an illusion

  • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    17•1 year ago

    It’s your eyebrows girl

    • @RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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      9•1 year ago

      Holy fucking shit covered Jesus…

      +1 eyebrows

    • @bbuez@lemmy.world
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      14•1 year ago

      I always wondered why the Mii editor let you do that

    • @PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
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      That has to be some weird ai filter/upscaling artifact, right? Her teeth and neck look weird too. But idk, maybe she really has sidebrows

  • I Cast Fist
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    13•1 year ago

    I remember my mom once worriedly asked me if I was gay because “I never saw you with a girlfriend”. I was a rude, long-haired, weird looking rocker asshole, and 15 at the time of the question.

  • Neato
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    29•1 year ago

    I got that in HS, too. Took till like college until I started caring about dating. But that was in like 2000 so it was a lot less accepted so it was appreciated.

  • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    My mom would randomly ask me "what do you think about <whatever hot celebrity happened to be on TV>. Yea mom, I’m not gay but I’m not talking about this shit with you either.

    • @nexguy@lemmy.world
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      That’s just what someone with two healthy arms WOULD say

      • @boogetyboo@aussie.zone
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        24•1 year ago

        Can we leave that shit on Reddit? It was tired there

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    This just makes me think of all the times my mom accused me of being high years before I ever touched any drugs every time I would ask for something to eat because I was hungry.

    • @Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world
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      Yikes that sounds like she was trying to give you an eating disorder. Im sure that was stressful anytime you just wanted a snack

  • Aviandelight
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    My parents had this conversation with me once I hit college. I was thankful that they were open minded and supportive but it was awkward convincing them that while I very much liked the opposite gender I had other priorities at that time.

  • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • @mriormro@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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        7•1 year ago

        You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎

    • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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      25•1 year ago

      It’s slang for charisma.

    • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      13•1 year ago

      it’s what you do to your blorbo

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      18•1 year ago

      Swag

      Charisma

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      It’s something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who’s smooth and has cha-“rizz”-ma.

      • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

        • @Itd4n@ani.social
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          32•1 year ago

          Yeah. Two yutes.

          • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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            4•1 year ago

            I’ll be in my yurt

          • @smeenz@lemmy.nz
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            8•1 year ago

            Oh you mean utes

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              As a Utahn, I respect this.

          • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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            Mr Gambini, what exactly is a yute?

            • @TetraVega@lemmings.world
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              I’m sorry, your honor. Two “youths”.

        • DUMBASS
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          I think they meant the Houthis.

          • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Houthis and the Blowfish?

      • Fat Tony
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        4•1 year ago

        I always thought it meant to fart.

      • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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        4•1 year ago

        Too bad INT,CHA,DEX,… didn’t catch on instead.

    • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      She has no rizz

      Rizzo

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    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      I assume it means libido. This lady is very much a voluntary celebate.

      • @gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Inferring an awful lot from just a picture, my guy.

        • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          Are you kidding? Even with a bad personality and a tic disorder someone that looks like this can get dates. Have you never been around a beautiful person before?

          • @piccolo@ani.social
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            Never heard asexuality/aromantic?

            • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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              Never heard the word libido that I used?

              • @piccolo@ani.social
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                Yes, and it’s irrelevant.

                • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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                  Perhaps to you! 😅

      • @TetraVega@lemmings.world
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        “Attractive privilege”.

        I acknowledge the possibility of attractive people being involuntarily celibate, but I suspect that is is much less likely than for unattractive people.

        • @PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world
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          You definitely get more eyeballs when you are good-looking, but there is no natural drive belt that automatically turns these into more partners for you.

      • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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        That’s the meme picture. Not the person.

        • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          Are you certain?

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            Yes.

  • magnetosphere
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    Excessively worried moms can be annoying, but at least she’s trying to be supportive of her daughter.

  • @BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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    noməlulul

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]
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    My parents always used language that didn’t presume we were heterosexual. Eventually, she started using even more inclusive language specifically for me, which was kinda weird but cool. I think she’s finally just realized I’m not interested in romance or sex. Idk. I don’t like bringing up topics like that, and I think she wants to give me space to bring that kind of thing up when I’m ready, so we just play a guessing game?

  • @bamfic@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    why does her oven mitt say nomelulul?

    • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s Lululemon backwards, and it’s a purse, not an oven mitt

      • I Cast Fist
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        Lululemon, the purse. These new digimon are going too far

    • @smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      16•1 year ago

      It says nomɘlulul

    • @walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz
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      Athleisure cookwear

    • @gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org
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  • @iamnotdave@lemmy.world
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    Had to have this discussion with some childhood friends a few years ago still single.

  • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    40•1 year ago

    One of my sisters once told me she was proud of me for being out with my bisexuality.

    When asked, she said it was because I am liberal, and often refer to the people I date as partners. Then I had to explain to her what nonmonogamy was, and I’m not sure if that was more or less acceptable to her.

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      But also, even hetero monogamous people can call the people they’re dating partners… I don’t see her logic there.

      • @girthero@lemmy.world
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        Ive used partner as well, but yeah it does seem to confuse people.

        • I Cast Fist
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          tips fedora

          Ma’ pardner

    • @areyouevenreal@lemm.ee
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      9•1 year ago

      So are you not bisexual?

      • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Probably not…?

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