“Can think for herself” makes me thing they’re just trolling
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Yeah thats just too over the top
Has all teeth ✔️
You are underestimating christo-fascists and their desire for ultra traditional gender roles.
Thinking for herself is a requirement in the industrialized world, since adulting is a subset. Maybe there’s a farm that raises gentle ladies-in-waiting with only domestic skills the way we train service dogs to help disabled people, but such women are not found in general society.
Also, not thinking for herself makes her unemployable in a society where all adults are required to earn a living (which often takes more than one full-time job). So this requirement implies the guy is rich enough to afford a family on one income.
In short, like the 1950s man, he’s not looking for a date or a wife. He’s looking for a household appliance. Kenmore will sort him out.
As for
the rest of us losersworking class guys, real women who think for them selves and can adult are an asset and a keeper. Heck, if they can think for us too, sometimes, that’s a bonus.
How a guy can go his entire life as a virgin.
I am pretty sure it’s satire. “Has driver’s license, can think for herself”
That must be satire.Normally I would agree, but we are in the the bizzaro timeline
Maybe? There is a large portion of christo-fascists who actually believe much of that. I am certainly not so naive that I am ruling out satire, but I would also be remiss not to consider that it’s actually real and posted by an outright garbage human.
This man is basically saying out loud “Don’t date me, I just want a servant I can fuck.”
Ah, a Bangmaid!
Oh and one that looks nice on pictures or at events.
For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.
The only ones that really bother me are the ones that go through the center part of their nose like a cartoon bull. I can’t stop thinking about them getting crusty when you have a runny nose and it grosses me out.
Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it’s weird how these through the nose ones are so popular…
I’m seriously on the fence with this one. A couple of points make it really difficult for it to not to be satire, but I’ve met guys who would unironically think of “can think for herself” as a malus - but they wouldn’t admit it out loud. Now, can there be some kind of cave creature so pulled apart from civilized life that they would think this and post it?
I’m pretty sure this guy does want a woman who can think for herself. Otherwise he’s gonna have to tell her how and when to clean the house, plan and cook meals, take care of their kids, and manage the household…etc. He’s gunning for the Monkey’s Paw version of a tradwife.
Really think everyone should know how to cook, at least the basics
Sadly that’s very likely not what that person meant.
I know, but that would be on my list too (tho it wouldnt just make someone a ‘1/10’)
You should really start using profanity more. It’s really fucking fun
He forgot to include “- Can recognize satire”
Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?
My Poe’s law detector is flipping out rn.
You’d hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the “trad wife” types for me to be too sure
That just means it’s good satire
Nah, good satire can be recognized as satire. This is indistinguishable from what some manosphere dudes post.
Vaping would be a deal breaker for me. Besides being douchy, I just plain don’t like it, just how I hate smoking. Piercings I probably wouldn’t like outa taste, but someone who can think for themselves is a must otherwise I’d get bored quickly. Not being able to cook would be somewhat problematic as I can’t cook well either, soooo…
You can learn to cook together 😻
The type of person that wants someone that can’t think for them selves…isn’t really that high on the mental flag pole of life.
But the saying is code for a bunch of stuff, I really doubt that they mean they are searching for someone with severe brain damage and has trouble performing even the basic functions of life.
Yeah that just means “someone who asks her husband permission to do most things that aren’t chores like it’s the handmaiden’s tale”
“Can think for herself”
Give this man an inflatable fuckdollCannot cook, only 8/10
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I choose to believe he’s counting backwards from 10, and I got 12/14 so I’m gonna call my score -1/10 and hope guys like this avoid me 😂
Only missed 500 IG followers and hugging the bouncer. But I like to think I’d hug a nice bouncer :)
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“Not lobotomised”
“Over 18”
… my first thought when I read “never dated a woman” was “yeah, because these are mostly the basic requirements for an adult women. Sicko obviously likes them young”
Having a penis conspicuously absent from this list.
Even this guy knows trans women are women. That battle has been lost and won.
Trans Inclusive Radical Misogyny, where trans women are inferior because they’re women, not because they’re trans.
This gives me gender ew-phoria
Lots of these are on my list of wants in a partner. Give me a tatt’d up sailor mouthed gym rat any day of the week. Driver’s license optional.
This guy is a troll, which does not rule out also being a sexist bigot.
In any joke there’s a part you believe and a part you don’t.
