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Aditya to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

Total Recall

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Total Recall

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Aditya to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • slazer2au
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    180•1 year ago

    Of cause they will have permission. It’s in the TOS and EULA if you don’t want to have them doing it you will have to use something else.

    This is 100% a core feature and will break windows if you disable it. You know, until Europe says we have to let people disable it then we will only allow European versions disable it.

    Unless you are an enterprise than you can flip these 2 registry keys and that group policy to disable it, but we will revert that setting every time we update the software, which will be about every month.

    • @Ptsf@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Why do we live in this hell? Fuckin end users man, let me roll Arch.

    • Carighan Maconar
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      54•1 year ago

      Hey, nobody is stopping your country from enforcing things like the EU.

      • @elvith@discuss.tchncs.de
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        8•1 year ago

        enforcing things like the EU

        You mean like “client side scanning of all media you send via any (chat) app before encryption and sending all media that might trigger $algorithm to the police”? Yes, it happens only if you consented to it, but good luck using those apps without giving consent…

      • @gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Gerrymandered Congress, no campaign finance laws, bought and paid for judiciary - Allow us to introduce ourselves

        • @trolololol@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Buahaha

      • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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        25•1 year ago

        Cries in Tory Brexit.

      • @ZeroHora@lemmy.ml
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        11•1 year ago

        Yes, but only if you don’t count the billionaires: Elon Musk VS Brazilian Judge

      • goferking (he/him)
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        4•1 year ago

        Our dear leaders are okay with it as long as it’s a USA company doing it

  • @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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    30•1 year ago

    It could be fun to implement this under *NIX for fun — cronjob to take screenshots, some OCR, throw it in a database…I’d never want to use this “feature” but as an academic exercise it could be a fun project.

    But having it implemented by my OS, and not by me…yikes. No thanks.

    • exu
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      7•1 year ago

      Cron sadly does not offer precision in the seconds range.

  • @Voyajer@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Having Windows installed on your PC counts as permission right?

    • @FriendBesto@lemmy.ml
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      3•1 year ago

      That is certainly what MS will claim within their TOS. Best solution when possible, is to not use Windows.

  • @stanleytweedle@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • businessfish
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      35•1 year ago

      i wouldn’t trust a company who would enable this by default to allow users to TRULY completely disable it. much like how you can only opt out of the telemetry options they allow you to.

    • @HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works
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      10•1 year ago

      I’m not a windows user, but I’ve heard windows enterprise has a lot of the annoyances enabled. Also linux, but I’m guessing there’s a reason you don’t use that already.

      • @stanleytweedle@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • @burrito82@feddit.de
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    23•1 year ago

    Any context?

    • @Malix@sopuli.xyz
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      49•1 year ago

      https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2024/05/microsofts-new-recall-ai-will-take-screenshots-of-everything-you-do-freaky/

      https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/copilot-plus-pcs#faq2

      • @Telorand@reddthat.com
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        20•1 year ago

        The only silver lining is that it might be relegated to ARM systems initially, so we’ve all got time to figure out a plan to shift to Linux.

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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      66•1 year ago

      Microsoft implements screenshot malware as Windows core feature that cannot be REALLY disabled without breaking the system.

  • @whodoctor11@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

  • @Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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    2•1 year ago

    Anyone know when it’s being implemented?

  • CrazyEddie041
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    -36•1 year ago

    Acutis was beatified by Pope Francis in October 2020 after a first miracle was attributed to him, involving a Brazilian boy born with a pancreatic defect who said he was healed after praying to Acutis.

    According to Vatican News, the news portal of the Holy See, the second miracle involved a Costa Rican woman whose daughter had a bicycle accident and was given a low chance of survival by doctors

    Has the bar for “miracle” always been that low? People don’t die around me all the time, can I be sainted?

    • @RustyNova@lemmy.world
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      42•1 year ago

      Lost?

      • fmstrat
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        6•1 year ago

        Bot responding to the wrong article? The saint one was nearby.

        • CrazyEddie041
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          9•1 year ago

          I’m… genuinely confused. My comment was definitely on the right post yesterday. I’ve never seen this thread. I blame kbin shenanigans.

          • fmstrat
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            3•1 year ago

            Interweb goblins.

    • RiQuY
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      2•1 year ago

      Saint IGNUcius did it https://stallman.org/saint.html

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