Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned “al Dante”
That’s a darn tasty lookin’ Pasta Carbonara.
Dante, you say?
Al, you say?
el exterminador de demonios
TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
YEAGH
Al Dead
The red means it’s not cooked all the way. Better be safe…
Al dentes inferno
Wait, it’s all burnt macaroni?
Always has been.
Those are penne, though, not macaroni…
Pennies don’t burn like that though…?
They do once I’m done with them!
…no, I don’t know what that means either 🤷
HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
Abandon all hope ye who rule here
Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.
I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now…
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
Just have a glass of water with it, k?
This guy constipates
That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories
