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rrastro to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago

It’s like the Bacon game, but funnier

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It’s like the Bacon game, but funnier

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rrastro to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago
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  • @Hux@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    A few come to mind…

    “Ohana means family, you piece of shit.” — “Lilo & Stitch”, 2002.

    “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all, you piece of shit.” — “Bambi”, 1942

    "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you piece of shit!” — “Mary Poppins”, 1964

  • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    25•11 months ago

    "I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf

    How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?

    Ay, I could do that"

    • @entropicshart@sh.itjust.works
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      Wouldn’t that be

      At, I could do that, you piece of shit

      • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1•11 months ago

        Could be either, but I felt it seemed more fitting to Legolas’s reply

    • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      “Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. You piece of shit.”

  • @crawancon@lemm.ee
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    17•11 months ago

    "I love you.

    I know. You piece of shit."

    classic star wars really.

    • @crawancon@lemm.ee
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      “no, I am your father. you piece of shit.”

  • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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    “My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get, you piece of shit!”

  • 𝚟➑𝚋𝚖𝚡³
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    22•11 months ago

    “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. You piece of shit”

    • lemmyng
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      3•11 months ago

      Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you piece of shit. You’re my only hope.

    • @Albbi@lemmy.ca
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      6•11 months ago

      “But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.”

      “You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done, you piece of shit.”

      • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        2•11 months ago

        Sounds legit, they didn’t want him go to college either

  • lemmyng
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    20•11 months ago

    “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.”

    • genuineparts
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      11•11 months ago

      You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    14•11 months ago

    "Khaaaaaaaan, you piece of shit!!"

  • @leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    14•11 months ago

    “Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yousa pissa shit.”

    “dormammu, I’ve come to bargain. you piece of shit”

  • The Dark Lord ☑️
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    4•11 months ago

    “Rosebud, you piece of shit.”

  • @jinarched@lemm.ee
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    3•11 months ago

    Inconceivable, you piece of shit.

  • @hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org
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    5•11 months ago

    Not originally a movie, but:

    “Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest you piece of shit.”

  • @YeetPics@mander.xyz
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    deleted by creator

  • 𝚟➑𝚋𝚖𝚡³
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    “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. You piece of shit”

  • @BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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    8•11 months ago

    You had me at “hello”, you piece of shit.

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    6•11 months ago

    “You piece of shit, you piece of shit.”

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