I don’t know…a grenade?
Dynamite
Carpet.
Carpet would really tie the room together.
mirrors.
Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.
Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.
Holy shit
Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that…
How about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)
Yes. Behind the toilet.
Squeezing down a crevice to poop
Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne
Bonus points if it’s plain black tile to the right or left (don’t need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that’ll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It’d kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right
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📃✍️ I’ve been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now… still haven’t found the toilet. I’ve given up hope. Tomorrow I’ll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street…
p.s. - ohh no!
Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You’re ready for Instagram!
Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.
to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws
Mirrors on both walls
Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!
We’re alive, you did it C-3PO!
Man, what a trip I just had…
Higher ceiling.
Longer hallway.
And taper it ever so slightly inwards.
Light switch by the toilet, light bulb by the door.
Paint the walls with vantablack and you won’t be able to tell how big the room is or isn’t.
That better be a bidet, because there isn’t enough room to wipe in there
My thought exactly.
We have a cluster of toilets at work, where the toilets are too close to the wall for you to wipe. But it’s only on one side, the other side is fine, and it’s alternating sides (because of plumbing).
I’ve considered putting up signs saying “left hand wipe toilet”, because being right handed and not realizing the issue before splash down sucked.
Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.
Chorus line vibes…
Some neon in “2001 space odyssey” style.
I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.
Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2’x32’ room eh?
