I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait…
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
The large soda is always a Diet Coke. Working in fast food, I learned the “add mayo, add bacon, extra cheese, no lettuce, no tomato” crowd always complements their order with a huge diet cola.
5G corona virus mind control
Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
Ding-dong! It’s the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
always nice seeing a fellow Bill Wurtz fan
Kill them all.
Start with… that one
Head on apply directly to the forehead
“Groan…”
Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I’m sorry, Karen. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
“Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip.”
Its a women being abused by the evil police
I can’t let you do that, Karen.
Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO???
woman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update
You have become a mod of r/Conservatives
The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
Karenification process commencing, do not move.
