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Itzz MeM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Don’t be hatin’, this is what American Culture looks like

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Don’t be hatin’, this is what American Culture looks like

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Itzz MeM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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  • @midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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    38•8 months ago

    This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

    • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver
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      8•8 months ago

      You fuckers have fried butter sticks…

      • @midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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        -3•8 months ago

        Lmao who the fuck told you that?

        • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver
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          8•8 months ago

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter

          • @midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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            -7•8 months ago

            Well, if it’s on wikipedia it must be true.

            • @cmbabul@lemmy.world
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              14•8 months ago

              I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind

        • @StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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          5•8 months ago

          Typical American ego trip: “if I don’t know about it then it must be false”.

          How’s your high horse, buddy?

          • Kichae
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            1•16 days ago

            They showed up to “correct” a joke. They’re riding among the clouds.

    • Itzz MeOPM
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      -5•8 months ago

      Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        4•8 months ago

        Midwest isn’t America.

        • Itzz MeOPM
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          2•8 months ago

          Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this

          • Ricky Rigatoni
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            8•8 months ago

            Point to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.

            • Itzz MeOPM
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              3•8 months ago

              Oh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here

              • m3t00🌎
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                2•7 months ago

                https://theonion.com/midwest-discovered-between-east-west-coasts-1819564475/

              • Ricky Rigatoni
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                3•8 months ago

                Looks like Manchuria to me.

  • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    That’s 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

    I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

  • Skull giver
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    deleted by creator

  • @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there’s nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

    It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of “Bean on toast”

  • @sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    6•8 months ago

    I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.

    • @ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works
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      10•8 months ago

      I think that’s an olive, but your point still stands lol

      • @sbv@sh.itjust.works
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        6•8 months ago

        That makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense

        • @ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works
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          4•8 months ago

          😂

    • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      There’s another olive behind the chicken, you can see it just peeking behind the drumstick. Probably more under it tbh

  • seahorse [Ohio]
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    5•8 months ago

    You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like

  • @Alice@beehaw.org
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    1•8 months ago

    This joke can be easily altered to target North Americans, just photoshop a hamburger bun in.

  • @Jivebunny@lemmy.world
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    Can you Anglo-Saxons stop hating each other? One was so prude they left, the other stayed and fought the prudes where they went. Still the same kitchen. /s

  • @Zip2@feddit.uk
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    2•4 months ago

    Is this the first course at the Trump inauguration dinner?

    • Itzz MeOPM
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      silly brits, they actually think we’d have this as a main course??

      it’s far too light of a meal! what you’re seeing is an appetizer.

  • @Gsus4@mander.xyz
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    3•6 months ago

    this dish literally killed a guy last year

  • @problematicPanther@lemmy.world
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    The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don’t want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you’re going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.

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