Keep it silly though
The TLS certificate is not valid
I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won’t happen again
Better not or will expect the refund immediately
It’s a good website. If I could humbly suggest: next time, more tomate.
Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄
Thank you! 💕 My issue is resolved. 👏
I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)
Nice I feel I should apologise for the tomato craze, maybe it wasn’t a great suggestion lol
I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.
Not worky
Worky now
That’s pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.
Console cheat codes
TomaterBrainerpicture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))
Tomato minigun
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
Slow-mo tomato
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)
OptiTomato
Optimized tomato sauce
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)
picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
Tomato cleaner
let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
Why is there no easter egg for painting the whole canvas :(
Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.
Ah of course, the tomato website but it’s beans.
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a website that says “hello world” in different fonts
it is perfect
Maybe a bit difficult, but a website where you write some lyrics and it autocompletes it when it finds the song
So you can find songs with crazy lyrics in them
Can’t you do that with any search engine?
Bunny website. Click on the bunny and it jumps
Gotta make the bun alert system its own site
tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes
This would especially be great if one could upload their photos but if you decide to include a few of your own please add a photo of trump.
Bonus if you make an easter egg where when you throw one tomato at trump it doesn’t apply a tomato effect and instead changes to the picture of him being shot.
A site of your top 10 fave memes of all time.
This. Make the styling extremely simple too.
tomato website, throw tomatoes
A website that asks for 4 check boxes to be marked, to progress to the next page (maybe for a million dollars?)
But every time you add the check to the fourth checkbox, one of the other checkboxes unmarks itself. So you click that one, and a different one unmarks. Lol.
I’ll contribute some clicks to this. Make a single ad at the bottom of the page that rotates every time the 4th box resets, but only ads for Lemmy
A website where you click something that says “see what you get” or “here’s what is true about you” and then it gives you one of a handful of affirmations like “you’re a good person” “you’re worthy of love”
Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins
Provide me with the catboy picture
Go to r/catboys
does this count?
legally it’s a femboy but close enough
Amazing! Can you add a high score tracker?
There ya go
Awesome!! 3348 is the best I can get 😁
Cheat console codes
Trap boy
document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";
Custom image hack
let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);
Endless rotation
rpm = -3000;
144 FPS unlocker
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);
Autopilot
setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);
pull a random image from imgflip and a random text from `fortune-mod’, add it as caption and post the result when you click a button.
Website that puts cobwebs on another website chosen by the user (via an iframe?)
I’m not quite sure how that could be done…
I can’t modify the contents of other websites embedded as iframes. The other option would be to make a request in my server and modify the content and then pass that, but then I’d be hosting an unsecured proxy which I don’t want to do.
The only good way to do this would be with a browser extension, which I haven’t got a clue on how to create. :/
Couldn’t you just overlay some cobweb pngs over the iframe? And on scroll of the iframe you could move them accordingly.
Thats what i had in mind… :( i guess the world is more secure now but it dont work no more https://157.245.87.52/
This made me laugh
beautiful. 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Dang. Well time to write a browser engine in JavaScript! (Or do this server side)
Oooh spookify, I like that idea.
You could do “spooky vision” from South Park
tomato. tomato website. website with a tomato on it.
Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.