Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
This dude is terminally lonely
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?
It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
I’m sure there are a few.
I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.
🤔
That’s no man. That’s a king.
“He is not a dude. You’re a dude. This… this is a man.”
A Burger King?
Oh so that’s why they started taking the statues out
That second photo is…wow!
Face down, ass up. That’s the way I like my happy meal
That explains why clown porn is always trending.
“Statue Facts Nobody Asked for”
Bro, she literally asked for those facts
Guess she’s a nobody?
Just like the rest of us
Not coolmatt
He’s cool
Hey, I like boobies too!
Charging Bull also known as Bull of Wall Street
In other news I’m considering a career as a Living Statue…
I hear it’s a hard field to get into.
But not impossible! Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Camera pans down
His crotch is polished bronze.
You’ll face some stiff competition
Some of the bacteria detected, such as Staphylococcus, can be potentially dangerous and can lead to infections including sepsis, conjunctivitis, cystitis as well as endocarditis. For those with weaker immune systems, hand-washing soon after contact with a monument is advisable.
Wear protection, or straight to horny jail.
When I die I want my body to be encased in copper and this same rumor be spread about me and place my statue next to his.
People see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
This is the best thing I’ve read today.
Dude’s Wikipedia Page is rather interesting. He got shot by Prince Pierre Bonaparte over a proxy duel.
Damn that article just doesn’t give a slightest fuck about citing any sources
Fuck me I thought you meant Ronald McDonald for a minute there
I’ve never heard anyone say Prince Pierre Bonaparte didn’t shoot Ronald McDonald. Do with that (lack of) information what you will.
“People are saying it!”
Sounds like a low quality facts post. “No one has ever cleared Prince Pierre Bonaparte of shooting Ronald McDonald”
He got shot by the burger king and the dairy queen and lived to tell about it.
She forgot one of the universal truths. Balls are just funny
But OP the person in the pic is literally asking for this statue fact
Of all the traditions one could use to point out objectification of women, statues was not it. People really do just like getting frisky with statues, regardless of gender
To be fair, statues are the straightest example of objectifying people.
Hey now dog statues also get wear down from getting pet. We dont just objectify humans.
Ploshchad Revolyutsii!
Ah, they’re trying to get him to shake too
Testudos head remains shiny too
And it gets gifts for exam season. Go Terps!
Whoa now, I’m sure there are gay examples of statue objectification.
You’re not wrong. It is literal objectification of people haha … Just not in the way the OP meant
Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.
The Charging Bull
in New York City, e.g.The line to take a pic with its balls is longer than to take a pic of it from the front.
Hi it’s me, the Victor Noir statue in Paris
but will mrs proudman get off her high horse? absolutely not. the path to idiocracy has been chosen.
Just need another seat for the saddle. It’s also horrible that people do this to Victor’s grave.
See, when someone identifies a problem, instead of everyone choosing to do worse, we can all do better.
But it’s moot. This is just divisive rage bait from a bot farm. No one cares about either of these people, but it reinforces the “women are crazy feminists” rhetoric that makes it so easy to radicalize young men into incels.
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Careful there friend, you’re awfully close to reinforcing a negative view towards women/people in general based entirely off of a conversation on the internet that is most likely fake anyways.
Golly, you’d have to be a real stupid jackass to let that happen, huh? Just a completely brain dead, ignorant, son-of-a-bitch.
Fortunately you’re smarter than that, right? Right?
He, in absolutely no way, said anything negative towards women. He said something negative about a single solitary human.
Please, for the love of all things holy, shut the fuck up.
the path to idiocracy has been chosen.
I dunno man, seems kinda like saying something negative about the entirety of the human race to me
Ok. That’s still not anything close to sexism. He’s just a little drama queen bitch desperate to stir up shit where there is none.
He is a negative presence in society as a whole.
What are those words in my comment directly after the word “women”? I just can’t quite make them out. Can you read them?
Yep, you went on to include other people but at the same time you tried to make this an issue of sexism which its not.
