Me, calling my sister:
“Hey.”
No response
“HEY!”
No response
“HEY, DICKLIPS!”
“What?”
Eww
If you don’t call your sibling a slut at some point they’re barely real family.
TIL I have no family :(
Call your sibling a slut today, to show them you love them, smh.
“You’re my present this year”
Is this an incest joke?
I love the implication that there is no “real coffee” in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)
Aw man, I love how you just said “extended cut”. It took me a looooong time to realize it’s a parody.
Is it, though?
fucking hilarious
I recommend the cj the x video on it.
Based CJ the X enjoyer
I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage
There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.
Imagine being their significant others watching that ad.
Fun Fact: Coffee brother got a part on Castle Rock where he bangs his adopted sister.
I knew this would be here before I got a chance.
I just say “sister dearest”. In every situation.
Stop calling me sister
okay sister dearest
Richard, honey, I’m your wife
bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind
I don’t think I’ve ever called my brother “bro”. I call my friends “bro” all the time.
Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They’re also both half-bros tho, so maybe that’s it
I’ve also used brochacho here and there since learning it
Imma find some way to use this
I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other
Did your mom start real young and IVF the last one or did your dad bang younger women?
My mom had my bro at 20, and me at 30. My dad had me at 30 and my lil bro at 52. Dude’s crazy lol
They said Half-Bros, so likely just dad still got swimmers
my siblings and I call each other then most derogatory nicknames we for each other since we used to argue and fight a lot growing up unless shit is serious. then it’s “hey (actual name)”
my home life wasn’t super stable so I wonder how many families have this kind of sibling relationship
Same except my home life was fairly stable.
Although I guess our nicknames, while certainly insulting, aren’t too derogatory
I just call my brother by his (shortened) name to his face, or his full name to my parents. And “my brother” when referring to him anywhere else.
Japanese translators have entered the chat.
“Notice me, person-who-is-my-senior-in-whatever-situation-I-met-them!”
Hey Nissan
honk honk?
All according to keikaku
All according to cake
It’s such a stupid meme, I love it.
I know nothing of which you speak of
なに!?
Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that ‘sis’ or ‘bro’ was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.
Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.
We just called each other cunts
Found the Aussie
How do you call your cousins?
“[Name]”
in Turkish it actually isn’t far too uncommon to call your little brother ‘son’ (oğlum) haha
or your friends (merabaa!)
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Weird, I’ve always called my sister ‘sis’ and my sister calls me ‘bro’
My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.
I guess they learned it from porn
We need to know if they learned this from watching porn together… Or making porn together
First one, then the other. Their Patreon gets a huge bump every time they do it.
My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.
Oh Mein Bruder
Ah, Kwiatz
Doctor?
Those, all the time.
My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly “little shitpants” Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.
All my siblings are way older than me(only lived with one for 4 years), and every one of them besides my sister has greeted me as little shit at some point.
Pantshitter, mein Froind. Nix shit pants. Klugscheißer ist aber auch hübsch.
I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses
hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
Have you seen Reservation Dogs?
First time one of them said shitass my family just looked at me as I went
Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
Me and my brother call each other trash in English.
