Ah yes, time to get Gregnant
You mean pregnate
Can u get preganté?
can you burn a Luigi board?
No, I imagine getting burned is more exciting than it is boring.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NANyaGc77lQ
Follow the link, it’s worth it, I swear.
Well that was certainly something lol
i prefer the jt sexkik version, this seems too high effort.
I never think it’s going to be worth it but I’ll often click just in case.
…and I watched the whole thing. Lol
Original image is from a DeviantArt mpreg artist at around 2016
Props to all OG artists. Sadly I can’t cite sources for any that I post. I only have a few homegrown memes.
Why do you know that?
I tend to crawl down too many rabbit holes
Thank you for your service!
It’s fetish shit, isn’t it
I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!
Noooo wayyy would mpreg be a fetish nahhh
Everything’s a fetish if you try hard enough.
You mean you didn’t notice the penis and testicles in the image?
Really? because it looks AI.
Not everything is AI!
It was an honest question, usually when all of the organs are misplaced in a medical reference diagram like this it means that.
There would certainly be less skepticism about evolution if everyone could see fetuses during development.
I ain’t made no fish baby, I knew you cheated on me.
Look what they took from us. We could’ve been swimming in primordial soup but NOO
Ah yes, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. But it’s been dismissed by biologists.
That isn’t what OP is saying…
I realized when I moved on to do other things. Oh well.
I see where you were going with it, but yeah, I didn’t mean to imply an outdated scientific conclusion. Honest misunderstanding
I wanna pet the salamander. It so cute!
Why isn’t the baby cut in half too?
rolled high on his dex save, obv.
Who let Solomon in here?
Sick fuck
Maybe they are twins
That human cloaca is really bugging me.
Why is nobody talking about the fucking double spine?
Or am I somehow stupid and interpreted that fucked up graphic wrong - if that even is possibly, because so much is wrong with that?
That’s anatomically correct. These are the spinous processes cut in half.
It’s weird that the baby isn’t cut in half too.
Must be twins.
For $50 we can cut the baby up into as many halves as you like.
I’m actually not sure if I’m falling for a joke here, but that’s how I remember that a spine looks like
Even if it’s a section view, there shouldn’t be 2 of them… Or maybe I just don’t see it correctly…
Edit: ah, now I somehow see it. But still, it doesn’t really look correct with the spinal cord like splitting it. Although given that this would be a bit hard to visualise in a 2D slice…
I’m still not convinced that this is actually correct ;-)But the penis you’re okay with.
That one didn’t seem double on first sight
Your marrow needs to go somewhere, also the spinal cord. Your pic has it simply from the side, not a cutaway
True that, but then the baby would also need to be sectioned, no?
But, I want to give up now, I get that I’ve viewed it wrong
C’mon now, everybody knows you open a pregnant dude like an avocado.
I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
It’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
Wtf
You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.
It’s the reflection in the glass 👍
If pro-life conservative heads were glass no one would listen to them because you could see there is nothing inside
They also wouldn’t listen to them because they’d be running away screaming at the terrifying site of the glass-head men.
A glass head is actually a sign of manliness, like tanned balls
If it’s good enough for Jadzia it’s good enough for me.
You’d have to be staring at the woman’s belly pretty closely to see the 6mm embryo and, if you did, you’d realize that it certainly has no consciousness yet.
But it would serve as an effective distraction from the penis.
The Omegaverse and its consequences.
Having seen the illustrations of fetuses for the first several months, I think we might have even more. They definitely don’t look like a baby at first.
This is how the remains of an abortion look like: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11331955/Pictured-fetus-cell-tissue-nine-weeks-point-abortion-banned-14-states.html
I don’t think seeing this changes anything.
Isn’t this the plot of one of Arnold’s movies.
Thank you for not posting the reversed version.
Impending mommy giving off some real Omega vibes here.
If I’m seeing this right, dude’s got a cloaca? A cloaca doesn’t have to be for eggs?
What’s wrong with the vagina?
It’s turned inside out and the ovaries have turned into testicle.
Just one?
Well it’s a cross section, so there’s only one that we can be sure of.
Hyena…
There is no vagina, only perfect gender equality, where everyone is a true hermaphrodite, and people are giving birth through their butts.
