No way Dee Reynolds would let him near her And she bangs everyone
We need more credible fake news.
“On a call with investors, Zuckerberg admits that their inroads into China are falling short of expectations and is considering exiting the market.”
Hit him in the wallet, not the scrotum.
Why not both?
I hear deep fakes are getting pretty good
How about the first episode of Black Mirror?
Yeah, Putin -> Kadyrov -> Chechen UFC fighters -> Dana White (head of the UFC) -> Joe Rogan and the alt-right types -> Mark Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg going from Libertarian patent thief to alt-right Jujitsu fan was kind of inevitable, given the above chain of “Sportswashing”, where UFC is part of pushing Russian style anti-woke Manosphere crapola.
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Aw come on. Let’s not just tell blatant lies. The ostrich fucked Zuckerberg, get your facts straight people
Mark Fuck-a-Bird
Have my upvote
That’s impressive, fucking an ostrich with a rat penis.
Allegedly.
I Suppose… If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it… We could find someone… Someone who farms Ostriches
I don’t think we need to invite them, though.
I heard it was a sick ostrich.
It’s a three-man job to fuck an ostrich.
It was a sick ostrich
Allegedly
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
Pitter patter…
No it actually happened I was there
You’re Boots?! I thought you didn’t talk.
Allegedlys
That implies consent, which I’m sure no Ostrich would give.
Poor ostrich…
I saw it happen
DM me for the video
“For” or “With”?
Yes.
I heard he’s going to get a divorce so he can marry the ostrich.
I was the ostrich, so I’m making a callout post on my lemmy dot com. Mark “Suckerberg”, you got a small dick. It’s like the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
