Folks and fellas, I can’t fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]
You need to shake it to make it glow
Damn it, leaked out.
Note: Don’t shake it too much
LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
butt it might grow rule
pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
at least we don’t have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
Promise?
Yes. Promise. Sadly I’m not joking
That sounds like you are speaking from experience.
(I hope you don’t and I am slightly concerned)
That’s why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.
unknown name…
As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don’t want to turn on the lights
Like viagra but better!
This message is woke
Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.
This message is propaganda by Big Sleep
So I probably should see a doctor…
I can’t bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
Here, enjoy:
What a cute strawberry :3
Majira!
Sir, this is a futanari website.
I didn’t show the full picture, did I? 😎
Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
Yours doesn’t?
