I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.
EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.
Lmao I’d be off to requisition a runabout lolol fuck this planet lmao
I’d find some small tropical moon and set up orbital defenses
Oh… Can I change my answer? I wanna be in Star Trek, too.
monkey’s paw finger curls
(It’s the Section 31 movie universe)
If there were no jackass genie or monkey’s paw shenanigans, I’d want to go to the Lower Decks universe specifically.
Still haven’t watched it (Section 31, realised you also mention Lower Decks and that I one I watched, I watched it all!). And at this point I am not sure I ever will.
Do yourself a favor, don’t.
Holy fuck, I just did, made it 20 minutes in and it is so much more worse than I thought. Nope, not going to waste more time on that.
My own meme and it applies here.
Anyone care to join me at the Holodeck, I have a vampire & werewolves novel… XD
Really depends on the time period though. There were quite a few unpleasantries even in that universe. Klingon War, Dominion War, Borg,…
Ok, Bones
Me as a fallout fan, probably longer than I should lol
Considering how fast I died by rats in the original, I’m fucked.
That was me on 7 days to die. My ass! More like 20 mins to die.
Helldivers…
Sounds of sweet liber-tea
Cyberpunk 2077. But I don’t have to wonder about it. Its happening already.
At least Cyberpunk got joy girls and working cybernetics. We get Gilead and cyber trucks that short out from a car wash.
SCP fan. I’m fucked.
Oh dude. I hadn’t even considered SCP. At least you might meet Alan Wake. Never played the games, but I assume he’s an interesting guy if he lives in that universe, and has survived multiple games.
I haven’t played the games either, tbh I didn’t even know there were games.
I’ve been reading SCP’s for probably over 15 years now though, with varying levels of obsession with it during that time. There is so much lore and interconnectedness now, seeing it grow from just a few stories was incredible.
I actually didn’t know there were this many. I’ve read a lot of the SCPs, but the organization deciding that they needed to kill everyone just kinda killed the universe for me.
https://containmentbreach.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Notable_SCP_games
I just happened to find out that Allen Wake is set in that universe because of some article that I read in the last couple years.
I mean, that explicitly didn’t end up happening though, that reality got reset. The chilling part is the implication that that’s a very bad thing.
Wasn’t aware of that part. Good Lord. I am beginning to suspect that SCP lore may be a magnitude of order larger than TES lore.
We’re talking about SCP-5000 Absolute Exclusion Harness right? That’s the main famous SCP where the foundation starts trying to exterminate humanity. But yeah, it’s all told through digital archives onboard a wearable device that renders the wearer completely safe from basically reality as a whole that just appeared and tells of a chilling alternate reality where the foundation starts exterminating mankind and it is implied that the wearer ends up using the suit to survive and then “reset reality” using some other SCPs and that reset reality where that all never happened is the reality the rest of the SCP Foundation we know exists. The Harness is the only thing left as it is shielded fully from basically anything.
Check out Alan Wake, Alan Wake II, and Control, all by Remedy Entertainment. They’re not directly SCP, but they’re adjacent/parallel to it.
I don’t think I have a favorite universe - especially not if I get to live as a regular person. I think I’d pick Elder Scrolls
I’m not certain if I’d be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I’d be fucked either way though since I assume I’d be a rando off screen, and not the main character
Stardew you’d at least be fucked in the good way. I mean, just look at Mayor Louis and Marnie
Nope. You’d most likely be stuck in the city the player escaped from, or the war that Jodi’s hubby is in in the first year.
what are your thoughts on Abigail?
Who doesn’t love Abigail? My wife and I came within a hair of naming our first child Abigail but ultimately chose a different name
He must be grateful for that decision.
her diet lacks minerals
Because of your username, are you familiar with Derail Valley Simulator? It’s an excellent locomotive simulator.
Oh absolutely! I’ve logged a few too many hours in Derail Valley. It’s very fun for when I just want to hop on and drive some trains, although it doesn’t really scratch the “I want to play with trains from $SpecificLocale during $SpecificTimeframe” Itch that simulators like Trainz do, where you can for example drive a Metra commuter train from Harvard into Chicago, or jump to Germany and drive the ICE or switch freight wagons in post-grouping Britain, or drive local freights through rural Australia
It’s pretty safe to be an NPC in thr Elder Scrolls as long as you aren’t important or interesting and you’re polite to adventurers.
I held off the dragons till I did everything else because I got so annoyed with them killing townspeople in Skyrim.
Morrowind taught me to take over some asshole dark elf’s house in Seyda Neen, and powelevel all my skills to 100 before I left the first town so that a random cliff racer, or kwarma forager didn’t take out me and any random NPC around me.
Oblivion, beeline to Anvil, buy the house, and again just max out all my skills. Mostly so that the random encounters didn’t kill me. I don’t remember having issues keeping NPCs alive in that one.
I’m entirely uncertain that any of us normal non magicka wielding randos would survive long in any of the most interesting times of mundus.
Yeah something like the Oblivion Crisis would be tough on the commoners. But if I could just chill in Vivec City or even Whiterun for most of history it’s pretty safe.
likewise, as soon as the vampires show up i gotta finish their quest because they keep eating my peeps
Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)
plot of the Fionna and Cake series
The what now‽‽‽‽
It’s on max :) DM if you need either a link to watch whatever or have questions
It’s absolutely amazing. Adventure time for adults
Wheel of Time wouldn’t be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you’re completely screwed if you’re a male and end up being a magic user.
Just stop channeling until they
spoiler
cleanse Saidin
But yea, without modern technology, I’d actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱
Yeah, but… Might get a shot at Rosamund Pike.
Personally I’m more interested in Taylor Napier. Or maybe both of them at the same time 🤔
Eve online
Very screwed
Avoid the null zones and be a peaceful asteroid miner? Oh, and try to make enough to pay some mercs. Just in case
I’d be fine as a capsuleer but the odds of being a normal human in that universe are astronomically high.
Me as a drunken dwarf risking my life so the company I work for gets more money: Rock and stone!
Rock and roll and stone!
Stonie Hawk is that you?
For Karl!
Sometimes I wonder if moving dirt and shooting bugs is a good way to make a living…
It’s nice to see how many of yall are quick with whatever your favorite fictional universe is…
I have never put much thought into one I’d deem as a favorite. I like a lot of games, shows, books, and such… But I don’t think I’d be able to pick just one.
Multiverse it is.
Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.
Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.
Not sure if there’s any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.
On the Sword Coast, I’m becoming a light cleric so fast.
Until you get some experience in, avoid fights with cats
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
no cooking
Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it
I consider the Borg to be a goal, not a problem.
I am introvert. I cannot even imagine having people mind connected 🤣
You will no longer be an introvert. Your conscious will meld with ours. There will be no you, only us.
And on that day the collective adsorbed so much crippling anxiety that it never left its cube again and the threat was forever vanquished.
Well i hope that us, will be more practical and less talkative, because my mind will melt or explode, if the women will talk as much as today.
I am confident we will get there. Have faith.
Of the heart?
I don’t know. It seems that it is going towards the Star Wars universe though.