• @solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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    2112 days ago

    going by the packaging, you’d think those pills will make your junk explode. i was always curious to try one, but kind of scared ngl. guess i’ll wait until if/when i actually need the “help”

  • wildncrazyguy138
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    2012 days ago

    Doug: “Hey Vince you really know how to put the “D” in R&D”

    Vince “Thisfugginguy, you used that joke last year ya dunce”

    Doug: “And did it get a RISE outta ya then?”

    Vince: “The balls on this guy! Go back to sellin boner pills, it’s whatcha good at.”

    Donnie: “Alright, alright, adjourn?

    Rest: “Adjurn”

    Donnie: stumbles “Motherfuckers! Who tied my shoelaces to the swivel chair! Ya all fired!”

  • @Gigasser@lemmy.world
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    312 days ago

    Wonder what “gas station meth” execs look like? I heard that old school “gas station meth” was just modafinil.

    • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      12 days ago

      Modafinil doesn’t really get you high lol, it just stops you from sleeping. Also ruins alcohol.

      Source: my actual doctor prescribed it to me and I picked it up from my shady dealer at CVS.

  • Ignotum
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    12 days ago

    Would you rather.
    a) get one trillion dollars.
    b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.