ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: “help, my zipper’s stuck! I’m in stall oo. Whatever you do, don’t go into stall o!”
“where did you say you were?”
(sighs) “stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!”
“Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone’s had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again.”
Putting in a support ticket. “Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor.”
So Randy doesn’t need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.
Some people take a long time - why would a restaurant leave that market untapped? Everyone gets snacky sometimes
I read “stall oo” in my head pronounced like in “food” which is hilariously useless information for those needs
Stalloo! Stalloo! A-hunting we shall go!
Legitimate question… Why?
Easy identification by cleanup or maintenance crew, I’d gather
I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I’ve been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs…
This is confusing as I’ve never seen a toilet stall that is just a regular room, rather than a cubicle divider thing
The airport near Stockholm. Private little rooms. Everyone has a loo and a sink and room to change. It’s so humane.
I use the handicapped stall at work for that privacy. Need to do a little song and dance to get my clothes and tool belt arranged, and I get my own sink.
For any haters, as the handicapped say, it’s accessible, not reserved. (And not many handicapped folks in a hardware store.)
I mean if the sink was in the same room as the toilet, I would understand, separate rooms is very strange though
That’s how most public toilets are. Who the fuck wants to be in cubicle to do their private business?
Don’t kink shame.
Don’t sink shame.
Most hotels, restaurants, and cafés in Europe have singular private stalls like this.
Gas stations, clubs, airports and schools might have a big restroom with dividers, but if they are fancy enough they might still have private rooms.
Public toilets and campsites rarely have private rooms.
Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.
Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.
That skit is certified gold.
Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.
PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS
MWHAHAHAHHA
This made me laugh so hard I reverse aged six weeks
I read your username, thats a fucking funny username.
Glad you enjoyed my shitposting :P
2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.
Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait…
That’s very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?
My cousin’s husband is pissing in the sink then, after his operation for testicular cancer left him in the “none of the above” category.
When you’re Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don’t know which is which but because you don’t know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.
I’d go w/ the female bathroom, because I think men are more likely to get pointlessly violent about stuff like this.
Men don’t give a shit about who is in their bathroom, in my experience. Women, on the other hand, often stopped and harassed me when I was presenting female but cut my hair short (AFAB).
Huh, that’s surprising. People can absolutely be cruel.
I’ve been harassed, yelled at, and insulted by women in the women’s room, but at least they never physically assaulted me. I don’t know if I could count on the men in the men’s room not to do the same and I’d rather not take the chance. I remember a story about a trans woman who was killed in the men’s room and it still gives me chills thinking about it.
I think I’d disagree there, unless youra woman walking in half undressed i doubt you’d get more than a questioning glance if that, on top of the fact that it seems like a much lower bar to pass as male.
Honestly, short of the Karen type who is looking around for things to get pissed about you probably won’t hear much of a fuss in the restrooms themselves on either side, really seems like the butt hurt people are men worried about who’s going into the women’s room, or women worried about the potential rather than anything that’s actually happening in the moment.
That’s what I usually do. Some people get mad or annoyed with me but I imagine it could be physically dangerous to go into the men’s room.
Out of curiosity, what do you usually choose? I would imagine men tend to be less likely to care, but also maybe more dangerous if they do happen to care.
I usually go in the women’s room because people clock me more feminine than masc. Men’s room is very risky because they might not care but they might also be violent. If the bathroom is busy I pee sitting down so no one sees my feet facing the wrong way, I don’t really like it and it feels awkward to do which is why I pee standing up when it’s not busy or no one else is in there. I have been caught a few times and the women gave me shit for it, though it was always yelling, chastising, or slurs, they never got violent with me. Most violent one got was grabbing my ear and escorting me out of the bathroom. I don’t know if I could trust the men to do the same. I heard a story of a trans woman who was physically and sexually assaulted and murdered in a men’s room. That story is very much burned into my mind.
I usually try to avoid public bathrooms in general but lately that’s been harder.
I usually end up holding it in so the one at my house ;(
(If it’s bad I go to the bathroom which matches my agab though but it’s not been necessary often)
Not how it works at all.
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Hey pal, FYI not all NonBinary experiences are the same. I commented sharing my experience. If your experience is different, you could’ve just said that instead of being rude or trying to say I’m wrong for feeling the way I do.
The three shells (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM)
Haha! I can’t believe they don’t know about the 3 shells. How silly!
THE THREE SEASHELLS
Yeah that was my thought as well when I saw that
My vision is augmented 😎
i mean.
The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so… Case closed?
The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.
I came here to pee but I’ll hold it in to spend some time in the head-in-some-boobs room.
- Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
- What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?
yeah but then where penis?
The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis
Due to the fact I’m essentially a 40 year old adolescent i have Olympic gold in seeing penises and (to a lesser extent) tits in everything, but you lost me here…
If this is is the answer it’ll take the cake as most abstract rendition ever.
Boobs are two circles. Penis head with two balls underneath is the three circles. It’s not a good representation, whoever decided that
boobs are two, cuz two boobs.
Penis is three cuz balls, plus one.
That’s exactly how I interpret it.
It could be interpreted as number of major orifices a person has not including eurethra.
possibly, but that would be way too complicated for signage like this, it seems like this is actually just stall numbering inside of a gendered bathroom as per another post in the thread though.
No matter what the signs indicate it is already overcomplicated.
yeah, it’s definitely silly.
Let’s see 2 nostrils…2 ears…mouth… oh shit
We have differing opinions of the word Major.
Well the fact that you thought it necessary to qualify whether the urethra counted as ‘major’ kind of highlights how non-obvious that terminology is in this case.
I’m going to the one that looks most like an SCP logo.
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Then you got 3 holes.
Most of us have at least seven, not counting pores.
That really depends on your definition of hole and the scale (e.g. VSauce goes w/ 60 microns to get 7 holes). I think we all only have one, the one that generally connects the mouth to the anus, and I reject the others. More if you have piercings.
You don’t consider the vagina? Because it doesn’t go all the way through or something?
Yes, that’s not topologically a hole.
So you suggest we have only one hole? If you’re getting to the topological realm then you might consider the nostrils to be a second ‘through’ hole as one leads to the other… Tear ducts, etc?
Yeah, maybe? When deciding what qualifies, you need to set some limits. Everything funnels one direction, from the general face area (mouth, nostrils, tear ducts, ear ducts) down to one outlet. The mouth is much larger than the others, so if you say a hole must be larger than, say, 5mm (something you could reasonably probe), you eliminate all the feeder tubes in the face and are left with one hole.
VSauce goes w/ 60 microns, and I think that’s just a bit too small. To each their own though.
Fair and principled.
I just checked. No, but if I’m wrong, I certainly will have.
My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.
I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.
And the chicks with 3 boobs
