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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

What must his life be like?

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What must his life be like?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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    251•1 month ago

    • ColdSideOfYourPillow
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      55•1 month ago

      username checks out

  • @piconaut@sh.itjust.works
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    152•1 month ago

    Styropyro?

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      Is that the YouTuber that couldn’t grow a beard even though he was in his thirties so he had this hormone levels checked and his testosterone was through the roof?

      • Bizzle
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        26•1 month ago

        Jesus Christ he’s in his 30s?

        • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 month ago

          Well, I can’t answer that, now can I? There was a YouTube like I described but I don’t remember his name.

          • @Mac@mander.xyz
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            5•1 month ago

            Someone else linked the video below.

      • @Pidgeoninabalaclava@lemmy.world
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        10•1 month ago

        Jep. Pretty sure that’s the one. Don’t think he ever got into what his specific ailment was though. And he hasn’t been all that active lately as far as I remember.

        • Blastboom Strice
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          I think in one of the lastest videos he had said he was running around various doctors and would have to keep searching, maybe we’ll get an update by the end of the year😅

          PS. So cool that Styropyro was my thought too, lol

          • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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            2•1 month ago

            When I was at OpenSauce last summer, someone asked him about it. I kinda forgot the answer but iirc he said he found a doctor that was helpful and it wasn’t causing him any medical issues

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          5•1 month ago

          He just put out a “I bought a ton of car battery” video the other week.

          • @Pidgeoninabalaclava@lemmy.world
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            Oh cool. I haven’t seen that.

      • @nyandere@lemmy.ml
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        That’s because he needs to look at free testosterone, not total testosterone. Bound testosterone cannot be readily used by the body and is not an accurate reflection of one’s sexual health.

        So yeah, his T serum can be above 1,000 ng/dL and he could be a babyface.

        Most notorious reason for low free testosterone is lack of sleep, which can also be indicated by high reverse t3.

        • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 month ago

          Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

          It’s in the video, somebody linked it. He has testosterone over 1,500 and super high SHBG. He’s 31 and has never really grown a beard so it’s probably always been high. If it’s cancer then it’s a very slow one. Probably just a genetic variation that produces high SHBG and the body produces more testosterone to compensate. Hard to predict what kind of problems it might give him down the road since it’s probably rare.

    • @Zetta@mander.xyz
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      Lmao I’m happy this has so many likes, I was thinking the same thing. Hope he’s doing well

      • @Noja@sopuli.xyz
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        Yes he is, he has aquired 300 additional car batteries btw

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          3•1 month ago

          Bro, after that first car battery video, I’m wondering how he’s going to deal with the magnetism problem.

    • fayoh
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      It would have been likely even before the news…

    • p3n
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      Source: https://youtu.be/1162ouPHH3Q

      • JokeDeity
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        3•1 month ago

        What a genuine dude.

  • lime!
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    14•1 month ago

    i started balding at 20 so it could very well be me

    • Beto
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      13•1 month ago

      You’re halfway there, you just need to get smarter now!

      • lime!
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        11•1 month ago

        i don’t think i could possibly be smarter than i already am.

        …the scale goes 0-100, right

  • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    A very smart and inpatient person who is on roids

    • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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      I mean I’ve seen the guy’s videos.

      That dot? It’s Styro Pyro.

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        3•1 month ago

        I just said the same thing in another comment. This has to be his dot based on those numbers he said.

  • @Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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    He’s as smart as Ben Shapiro thinks he is, and as manly as Andrew Tate thinks he is.

    • Condiment2085
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      4•1 month ago

      Impossible

  • @Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    67•1 month ago

    Teddy Roosevelt

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      The Bull Moose!

    • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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      WHAT’S UP BITCHES!

  • Justin
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    27•1 month ago

    Never show your R^2

  • @Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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    14•1 month ago

    logically, I’m horny

    • Sundray
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      1•1 month ago

      Pon farr.

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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  • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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    Dolph Lundgren.

    • @GorGor@startrek.website
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      First thing that came to my mind when I saw the question ‘What is his life like?’

      He dated Grace Jones

      • @lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 month ago

        She ran through him like a (very very very) hot knife through butter

    • @Squorlple@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      He was my second thought but I don’t know much of his academia/ethics beyond a cursory glance at Wikipedia.

  • @DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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    13•1 month ago

    roid raging chess club president

  • @mmddmm@lemm.ee
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    20•1 month ago

    Oh, to have both the realization that everybody is a complete moron, and the urge to punch them because of it…

    • @techt@lemmy.world
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      How does this lead you there? IQ 100 is already the average by definition, so no matter how moronic people are as a whole this chart will look the same

      • @mmddmm@lemm.ee
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        5•1 month ago

        Hum… Have you missed the entire OP’s joke?

        • @techt@lemmy.world
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          Oh were you commenting from Gigachad’s perspective? I did miss that

    • @deeferg@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I saw this and all I could think was “Mad! The guy is going to be mad about all of the stupid while also knowing he can’t use his fists to make it (actually) better”. A constant cycle of never having all of the solutions or a way to feel better.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    28•1 month ago

    Smartest, manliest human?

    It’s clearly about me. Life still sucks. My gigantic penis just gets in the way and people don’t like nerds 🤡

  • IninewCrow
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    9•1 month ago

    For about a month every day, he drank 500grams of protein powder, mixed with meth and cocaine - power lifted every day … literally saw the face of God for a moment and could understand space and time … then suffered a massive heart attack and died.

  • @CalipherJones@lemmy.world
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    11•1 month ago

    Apparently Plato got his name because his chest was like plate armor.

    • Bizzle
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      4•1 month ago

      The Ancient Greeks believed that you had to exercise the body and mind so that checks out

  • @Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    Testosterone Georg, who live in a library and dopes up on T is an outlier and should not have been counted.

    • @desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      thats blatant discrimination against outliers, I vote the line be tweaked into a third order polynomial that fits the highest points to better fit the data.

      • @VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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        Excel curve fitting to the rescue!

    • @Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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      lol, Spiders Georg was my first thought as soon as I saw the graph

    • @tischbier@feddit.org
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      1•1 month ago

      Georg going for that max/max build

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