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@StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 2 days ago

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@StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 2 days ago
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  • @BMW_stick@lemmy.world
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    7•14 hours ago

    A cousin and I have been competing for years to see how many times around we can go before we either stymie another driver or get pulled over.

    I’m currently winning at 43. Neither of us have ever been pulled over, it’s always some irate grandma who refuses to enter even though I give her plenty of room.

  • @rawsta@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5•17 hours ago

    A dew days ago ist saw an older Dude in a Bike, taking all the left turns in one of our roundabout. (Germany) I know that he rode for at least 3 hours. He wanted to reach 200 rounds, i think. Hope he made it.

  • @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    25•1 day ago

    in germany driving around pointlessly is illegal i think

    • @morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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      33•1 day ago

      • Fenrir
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        4•15 hours ago

        I mean, it’s Germany

    • @Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org
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      10•1 day ago

      It is, but you have to do something really abstract, like this meme, to not be able to come up with some excuse that nobody cares to verify.

      • @Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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        3•14 hours ago

        I wonder if it came about in the times when fuel was very expensive. A German physio I used to go to, told me when he was a kid they would have car free Sunday. Everyone walked or biked and the roads were full of pedestrians, it certainly would have cut 1/7th of the fuel usage.

  • ssillyssadass
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    51•2 days ago

    Leftists be like:

  • g0d0fm15ch13f
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    80•2 days ago

    fwiw, I personally know for a fact that 15 to 20 minutes is fine. Ask me about other ironically bad first date ideas

    • @StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      30•2 days ago

      Dont feel bad, my first date with my fiancée was at a grocery store

      • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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        37•2 days ago

        No way that’s where I had my first prune

        • @gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          1•15 hours ago

          explanation? what is a prune?

          • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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            4•14 hours ago

            A prune is a dried plum. And a date is the (often dried) fruit of the date palm tree.

            This joke explanation brought to you by fiber. It’s good for you!

        • @OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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          9•2 days ago

          I almost died on the toilet because of this comment.

    • @iii@mander.xyz
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      25•2 days ago

      How about other ironically bad first date ideas?

      • g0d0fm15ch13f
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        21•2 days ago

        One of my personal faves: Told this girl in college that we were gonna go to a place called Donnie’s steakhouse. She got somewhat dressed up for the occasion. Donnie’s is just McDonalds. If they’ve got a good sense of humor (and she did), they’ll get a good kick out of it. Although it may take a day or two.

  • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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    49•2 days ago

    Roundabouts force you to turn Left! It’s Political!!

    • Kushan
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      17•2 days ago

      I’m in the UK, they force you to turn right.

      • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        3•16 hours ago

        Well that explains the Liberal party

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    94•2 days ago

    I feel like if a cop came by a few times and saw you still going around they would probably pull you over just to see if you’re having an episode or something, then probably tell you to go home. I think you’d only really get in trouble if you were a dick about it.

    • @joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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      5•14 hours ago

      Imagine a lights and sirens pursuit around a roundabout.

      • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        2•14 hours ago

        I will, as long as I can imagine it set to the tune of Yakety Sax

    • Cethin
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      2•20 hours ago

      I definitely think they could get you for endangering others, or something like that. I don’t think it’s explicitly illegal, but I’d be surprised if it isn’t implicitly illegal.

  • Smuuthbrane
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    66•2 days ago

    Driving? You’re fine.

    Drifting? You’ll get yer peepee whacked.

    • @MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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      12•2 days ago

      Theres probably easier ways to get your peepee whacked…

      • Smuuthbrane
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        6•2 days ago

        For free???

        • @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          5•21 hours ago

          In this economy???

    • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      21•2 days ago

      Drifting it is

    • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      9•2 days ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Deestan@lemmy.world
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    29•2 days ago

    If you confuse and distract other drivers, that’s endangering traffic and police will remove you.

  • @PostProcess@lemmy.world
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    25•2 days ago

    I believe the UK has a law for this and it’s 7 times.

    • @gedhrel@lemmy.world
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      10•2 days ago

      There’s no such law in the UK.

    • @neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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      13•2 days ago

      Norway here. I’m sure I’ve heard 7 somewhere too.

      • @crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I don’t think there’s a specific rule but if you obstruct traffic unnecessarily you’re breaking veitrafikkloven §3

        “Everyone must travel with consideration and be alert and cautious so that no danger arises or damage is caused and so that other traffic is not unnecessarily obstructed or disturbed.”

        • @neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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          Where I grew up there was a russeknute for driving around the roundabout (there was only one) 20 times. Traffic was reasonably heavy during normal rush hours, but every May evening the obstructed traffic was other drives waiting for their turn to do their 20 laps.

          As far as I know, nobody were ticketed.

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Can you link the source?

      • @fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com
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        16•2 days ago

        American here, although I have no clue 7 sounds fine so we’re calling it. Get on with it.

        • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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          8•2 days ago

          American here

          Too complicated for you.

          • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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            15•2 days ago

            Even the word roundabout is too complicated… My GPS refers to them as “traffic circles”.

    • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Only 7!?

  • @moshtradamus666@lemmy.world
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    The first sentence was enough for me lol

  • @uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works
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    32•2 days ago

    Basically Nascar tbh

  • @4vr@lemmy.ca
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    44•2 days ago

    Now I wanted to know the answer.

    What happens if a self driving car has a glitch and get stuck infinitely in an round about ?

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      Prob’ly towed. Self driving cars can’t recognize police. There are several videos of robotaxis horrifically malfunctioning and police can’t do much other than box them in and call the company to have them remotely shut off and towed.

    • @OwlPaste@lemmy.world
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      18•2 days ago

      Merry go around

      • Get_Off_My_WLAN
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        They should program a timer set to the tune of a nice, friendly song that will gently remind the driver to exit the circle in time.

    • @acidbattery@lemm.ee
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      8•2 days ago

      You get stuck in vehicular purgatory.

  • @mriswith@lemmy.world
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    Despite what many people think/have heard, most places do not have a specific law against doing loops in a roundabout. And when they do it is often a local ordinace(mostly small towns trying to prevent a local car community from driving up and down the main street all night). Although other laws or regulations can apply depending on circumstances.

    Things like impeding/obstructing traffic, careless/reckless driving, noise ordinance, etc. But if you’re driving around one in an industrial area at night, the worst you’ll get is probably some accusing questions and a “warning”.

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