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Hofmaimaier to memes@lemmy.world • 2 days ago

Has the imperial system gone to far?

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Has the imperial system gone to far?

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  • @ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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    8•15 hours ago

    Ha Ha, non-Euclidian geometry go brr. :)

  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    17•19 hours ago

    Bye, bye, miss American PI.

    • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      2•8 hours ago

      Maybe Vader some day later, but now it’s just about prime.

  • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    14•19 hours ago

    This was written by an engineer. They rounded up to 5 for the safety factor.

  • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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    What kind of problem gives you the formula and all variable to replace? At this point, why not just write 5•10²•10=?

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      15•20 hours ago

      Intro to algebra type stuff to make sure you understand the concept of variables in the first place

      • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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        Even then, I would want them to leave π in the problem itself. That would be much better for this exercise - teaching that you report “exact” values with π still in them.

        Eg, if I rewrote this problem, I would expect an answer of 1000π.

      • @PhAzE@lemmy.ca
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        9•20 hours ago

        Pi= 5 in this teachers reality. Circles must look wonky.

        • ...m...
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          3•17 hours ago

          …fractal circumferences can be whatever length you want for any given mean radius…

        • @nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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          5•19 hours ago

          It makes it easy to do the math in your head without a calculator. But still , just tossing out pi=5 is not the way to go about creating these problems.

    • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      6•18 hours ago

      Cause reading comprehension is part of the test. Lots of kids will be able to solve that equation, but there’s a bunch who can’t understand it if it’s presented this way.
      Honestly here they should have done “round pi to two decimal places” or smth.

    • Fenrir
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      7•19 hours ago

      One written in Comic fucking Sans

  • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    10•19 hours ago

    It’s official, the observable universe is ~3 times larger!

  • @nuko147@lemm.ee
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    8•21 hours ago

    Man the Americans… everyone knows that π=-10

    • TheRealKuni
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      7•18 hours ago

      Nah, π = 3.2.

      • @pitaya@lemm.ee
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        the Speaker accepted another member’s recommendation to refer the bill to the Committee on Swamplands, where the bill could “find a deserved grave”

        Lmao

      • @ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee
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        2•17 hours ago

        What in the idiocracy

  • @0x0@lemmy.zip
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    4•19 hours ago

    It went to far and Beck.

  • @chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    48•1 day ago

  • @Lembot_0002@lemm.ee
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    115•2 days ago

    Americans are more fat so they need bigger Pi to keep geometry in touch with reality.

    • @misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•19 hours ago

      I remember when Pi was monetized, that sounds like Pi Common, only $9.99/mo for 0 significant digits.

    • RQG
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      54•2 days ago

      Ah yes. I have heard about that.

      American Pi.

      • @jimmux@programming.dev
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        12•1 day ago

        Believe it or not, there is precedent for this.

      • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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        4•1 day ago

        “Now this is a fucked up situation.”

    • @slothrop@lemmy.ca
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      11•2 days ago

      Round Up.

      • Midnight Wolf
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        7•2 days ago

        round

        heh

    • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      6•2 days ago

      Sick burn. Especially from a Belgian! Waddle waddle

    • OhStopYellingAtMe
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      -2•1 day ago

      I’m an American. I weigh about 140 lbs (63.5 kg). I’m about 5.75 ft (1.75 m) tall. Am I fat?

      • @Lembot_0002@lemm.ee
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        11•1 day ago

        Fat? No, but dumb enough to understand my phrase as “each and every without a single exception”. Dumb as an American.

        • OhStopYellingAtMe
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          -7•1 day ago

          I’m not the one making dumb generalizations. Fuck off with your stereotypes.

          • @Aux@feddit.uk
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            1•1 day ago

            You’re literally a walking stereotype, incredible!

            • OhStopYellingAtMe
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              1•23 hours ago

              Well, stereotypes are lazy humor, and I’m lazy & my life is a joke - so you’ve got me there.

              • @Aux@feddit.uk
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                0•23 hours ago

                Fair enough

        • @Wanderer@lemm.ee
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          I’m American. I got 80% on my IQ test am I dumb? That’s a GPA of 3.0.

      • Possibly linux
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        2•1 day ago

        Yes, you should lose 100lbs. Just look at people who were forced on a diet. They were just bones because they had nothing to eat but flour and water. You got to go for the emaciated look.

      • @Marthirial@lemmy.world
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        -3•1 day ago

        Manlet. Barely better than fatass.

  • @RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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    6•1 day ago

    Think of the Loch Ness Monster and use tree fiddy and you’re much closer

    • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      3•24 hours ago

      Ah said MONSTAH!!

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    45•1 day ago

    Assigning a value of 5 to pi, although ludicrous IRL, doesn’t affect the problem. Plug the values into the equation and it will still give an answer that’s correct in context.

    • @Opisek@lemmy.world
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      12•1 day ago

      For the benefit of doubt, maybe the test is from an alternate dimension that doesn’t use euclidean space.

      • Lovable Sidekick
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        1•13 hours ago

        Possible. I mean, electricity could actually be run by ghosts, but there’s no need for fanciful explanations when a mundane one is right there.

      • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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        8•24 hours ago

        I’ve been there, I think, but it was really difficult to triangulate my location and confirm

        • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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          8•22 hours ago

          That’s because you were supposed to rhombusulate, not triangulate.

    • @ftbd@feddit.org
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      8•1 day ago

      If the goal is to avoid calculations with decimal places, why not just leave Pi in the result?

      • Lovable Sidekick
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        1•13 hours ago

        That would work too.

    • @CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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      I wish they would have used 22/7 for pi and 7 for the radius or height

    • @bss03@infosec.pub
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      11•1 day ago

      Do cylinders even exist in metrics where pi = 5 ?

      • Lovable Sidekick
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        5•1 day ago

        Technically no, because pi equals pi not 5. But you can approximate its value as 3 or 5 or whatever you want, knowing it’s not exact and that your result will only be an approximation. I mean you could also ask how long light takes to reach us from Alpha Centauri if the speed of light is 1000 mph. It’s not, but if you make that a condition of the problem you can do the calculation just fine.

        • @bss03@infosec.pub
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          1•9 hours ago

          I think that reason would make it “Technically Yes”, since False (pi = 5) implies False (cylinders exist) is (vacuously) True (“absurd premise”).

      • @Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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        9•1 day ago

        Yes. The 3d shape existence is not affected by changing pi values

        • @bss03@infosec.pub
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          5•1 day ago

          Cause it’s just a (n-1)-dimensional ball extruded along the remaining axis, or do all 3d shapes exist on (nearly) all 3d metrics?

  • @Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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    2•21 hours ago

    deleted by creator

  • @hihi24522@lemm.ee
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    32•1 day ago

    It’s clearly just saying that the surfaces on which the ends of the cylinder lie are metric spaces with distances defined using Chebyshev or Taxicab metrics based on pentagonal tilings of the parabolic plane so the ratio of a circle’s circumference to diameter is 5.

    Since it’s a cylinder we assume the vertical dimension is Euclidean and voila the math checks out geometrically.

    • @AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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      13•1 day ago

      Whoa, amazing!

      Astrology is so cool

      • @N0x0n@lemmy.ml
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        You know what’s even cooler?

        G E O L O G Y !!

        • @Hupf@feddit.org
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          5•1 day ago

          https://xkcd.com/1610/

        • @pineapplepizza@lemm.ee
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          3•24 hours ago

          Geology rocks

  • @rarbg@lemmy.zip
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    18•1 day ago

    Calculator not allowed test probably

    • @runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7•20 hours ago

      3.14 would be easy enough to solve this one. r^2*h resolves to 1000, so V would be 3140.

    • kamen
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      13•1 day ago

      Even if so, the other factors are both 10. How hard can it be…

    • @syreus@lemmy.world
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      3•20 hours ago

      I didn’t get to use a calculator IN CLASS until late in my bachelor studies — forget about using them for tests. In a world with Chatgpt we need to teach in a more sterile environment or standards are going to swing into the ditch. My friend who is a grade school teacher has told me some stories that would make your ears bleed.

  • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    • @Brisket@lemmy.ca
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      10•1 day ago

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