Are you a god?
Only if someone asks me if I am one.
I guess that keeps the honest terrorists off planes?
I wonder if it’s a last-ditch psychological effort to dissuade anyone from doing something drastic… If this has been studied and it’s a point of introspection that may let one’s conscience reach them.
A terrorist with integrity. Can’t be too mad at them.
Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.
It bothers me. A lot.
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“are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”
“shit I don’t remember this part in training”
What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form
immigrant here, had to sign many a form saying I wasn’t a terrorist or a communist. Freest country in the world.
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It is just so they can slap another charge on you if you are one.
Al Capone was got because of tax fraud.
So yeah, it works.
Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.
Come for the enhanced interrogation methods, stay for the cock meat sandwich - Gbay
Fucking my sarcastic ass is glad I’ve never come across this. My wife doubly so.
It was a misinput. Calm down! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! IT WAS A MISINPUT!
God, this TSA is overreacting.
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Glad they didn’t have a “Ask again in five years” button.
Don’t give in to intrusive thoughts or you’ll generally have a bad time
If you pizza when you should’ve french fried you’re gonna have a bad time
What happens if one doas say yes?
It crashes. Nobody expected that. /s
Realistically, probably the same thing as what happens at self-checkout lines with idiotic anti-theft checks:
A beacon above the kiosk turns on, an attendant walks over and, without a word, flashes a badge at the machine to override the system lockout as they roll their eyes: this is only the hundredth time today someone accidentally pressed the wrong button, because what kind of terrorist would voluntarily press “yes”.
An honest terrorist. There is a lot of terrotists out there, there is a chance that at least one of them doesnt lie.
Terrorists these days. When I was a kid terrorists took some pride in what they do!
Except that they take shit very seriously at airports. Try jokingly saying that you’ve got a bomb while they’re checking your luggage, they’ll take you away for a few hours.
I asked my girlfriend who works in aviation security auditing I asked her what would happen and she said “you wouldn’t be allowed in” as it’s part of a visa questionnaire.
The TSA gets upset my mom’s last name doesn’t have a hyphen. Imagine what happens when you admit to being a terrorist
Meanwhile … loading crews are loading an entire cargo box under the aircraft filled with god knows what because those things are packed under weird agreements between airlines, airports and cargo companies … those cargo boxes could be loaded with just about anything, bombs, guns, pigs, cadavers, severed heads, gold coins, computers, spaghetti, pine nuts or zombies tied in chains.
Pine nuts? Didn’t realize we were talking such expensive items.
