Minotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again.
Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous.
Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let’s Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows
Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos
Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon’s Den
Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN
Neanderthal TV: Rock Smash, but then old re-runs of Rock Smash.
K/Pg extinction TV: 12-hour marathon of Rock Smash, then just static.
Cambrian TV: Documentaries about mating, followed by PSAs about the joys of neglectful parenthood.
Elder Vampire TV has to be CSPAN so they can watch their servants. I tried a historical documentary once and they got really really mad at the historical inaccuracies and threatened to have both myself and Ken Burns killed.
