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Simple fix. Run around nekkid and eat off the floor. Imagine all the free time you’d have.
I would but “society” says that makes them “uncomfortable”
Even better, lots of free time in jail.
I’m hairy enough that if I didn’t get arrested first, someone would probably think I’m a stray critter and shoot at me.
So basically become like Diogenes.