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Gollum to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

It’s a game for kids!

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It’s a game for kids!

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Gollum to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago
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  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    85•2 years ago

    oh, i solved that assignment in school… by finding the algorithm online

    • @Anonymousllama@lemmy.world
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      19•2 years ago

      As it should be, there’s way too much reengineering of the wheel. Let the big brains of the past do the heavy lifting

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        29•2 years ago

        screams in that’s not the point

        • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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          3•2 years ago

          You’re right. The learning is the point. So rather than flail in the dark, why not learn the optimal solution?

        • @fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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          16•2 years ago

          Pfft, writing a program that collects user input and displays it is just trite. I’m going to skip straight to building an MMO.

          • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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            18•2 years ago

            Science-based, 100% dragon MMO or gtfo.

            • @CurlyChopz@programming.dev
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              4•2 years ago

              I need 100k in my kick starter by tomorrow, sharp

    • @Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world
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      64•2 years ago

      You’re hired, welcome to the team!

      • @LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works
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        19•2 years ago

        I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don’t know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.

        “Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?”

        Open your browser, head to Google and type “run all tests in gradle”

        “Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!”

        And the next day the game starts all over again.

      • ChlorineAddict
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        7•2 years ago

        Bonus points for leveraging the work of others contributing to their success

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