Comedian Mitch Hedberg
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Which is really just the first scenario (walking out of the donut shop and being accused of theft) in a trench coat. That scenario has already been covered, so my original “that’s pretty much the only two reasons” statement still applies.
OK, and I’m agreeing with you on that, but I think that those two reasons are important enough to be worth getting a receipt.
