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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • @BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works
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    When I started in support 15 years ago my boss said: “First you solve the person, then you solve the problem”.

    He was a good dude.

    • @bleistift2@feddit.de
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      26•1 year ago

      What would you recommend for solving people? Does a household base like NaOH suffice?

      • @moody@lemmings.world
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        15•1 year ago

        Solving, not dissolving.

        • @bleistift2@feddit.de
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        • @CompN12@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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          Customers typically stop complaining once in aqueous form.

          • @moody@lemmings.world
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            What about in soap form?

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