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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago
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  • @null@slrpnk.net
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    0•2 years ago

    Nope, you’re pretty clearly lying to save face.

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      -2•2 years ago

      I’m not lying. I stand by what I’ve said.

      • @null@slrpnk.net
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        -1•2 years ago

        Yes you are.

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          -2•2 years ago

          Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then …

          NO U!!1!!!

          We done?

          • @null@slrpnk.net
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            Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.

            Nobody’s going to believe it though.

            • Cosmic Cleric
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              -2•2 years ago

              Have a nice day.

              • @null@slrpnk.net
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                Better luck next time.

                • Cosmic Cleric
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                  -2•2 years ago

                  To each their own. :p

                  • @null@slrpnk.net
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                    -1•2 years ago

                    That’s not relevant.

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