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@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago

Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • Maiznieks
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    “Fix”

    • @Dkarma@lemmy.world
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      See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      “Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”

      • @PixxlMan@lemmy.world
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        My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry

    • @Meowoem@sh.itjust.works
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      ‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’

    • @obrenden@lemmy.world
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      With 400 lines changed over 50 files

      • @hypnotic_nerd@programming.devOP
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        33•1 year ago

        “updates”

        • @dukk@programming.dev
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          “feat: stuff”

          Guilty of this one myself.

      • @Jeremyward@lemmy.world
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        I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

      • @Dkarma@lemmy.world
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        Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.

    • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      ‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.

      • kopper [they/them]
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        git commit -m $(date)

        • @akkajdh999@programming.dev
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          deleted by creator

          • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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            I actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered.

            Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn’t be bothered to actually check in.

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