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@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago

We’re not the same! (period)

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We’re not the same! (period)

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  • meow
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    I don’t open source my code bc I don’t understand git

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      21•1 year ago

      git good

    • @jack@monero.town
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      12•1 year ago

      It’s perfectly fine to just make a zip available

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      There’s a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.

      Then he was asked why he didn’t distribute his program in git. He said that he didn’t know git.

      To me, that’s a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.

    • @nastyyboi@lemmy.world
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      So, you don’t “git it”?

      I’ll escort myself out.

      • @HamBrick@programming.dev
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        4•1 year ago

        Git push yourself out* to make the obvious joke

    • @HangingFruit@lemmy.world
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      30•1 year ago

      We are the same

    • Victoria
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      18•1 year ago

      it’s just linked lists of commits (except when merging)

      • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        I don’t understand linked lists

        • Denvil
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          4•1 year ago

          It’s just a thingie

          • @DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz
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            deleted by creator

        • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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          In internet terms: It’s just a soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another {insert N-3 of the same soyjaks} soyjak with a box with data without an arm to point with

          • ibk
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            5•1 year ago

            I don’t understand what a soyjak is.

            • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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              soyjaks pointing linked list

              Kourtesy of Krita

              • sheepishly
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                5•1 year ago

                I still don’t understand Git but I like this image

                • Victoria
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                  4•1 year ago

                  each commit points to the one before. additionally a commit stores which lines in which files changed compared to the previous commit. a branch points to a particular commit.

      • @philm@programming.dev
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        3•1 year ago

        Almost… To be precise it’s a Merkle DAG

    • @shaked_coffee@feddit.it
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      11•1 year ago

      Branchophobic

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