What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
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Happy Holidays to one and all. It’s time to gather ’round the fire with your loved ones for our nation’s oldest and finest tradition: reading about people that jammed things in their holes and couldn’t get them out without medical intervention. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, […]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.