I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.
I’m funniest when I’m alone in my car, after work, thinking about what happened and all of the really funny things I should’ve said. They’re really good.
L’esprit de l’escalier.
We, we. I’ve dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.
No thanks but I don’t drink
You shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.
wit of the staircase: repartee thought of only too late, on the way home
Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time.
And obviously we all know the definition of repartee:
conversation or speech characterized by quick, witty comments or replies
Oh yeah, really? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!
“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller.”
