Cats have self respect which is confused for disdain. If you have a cat flap and your cat comes back, you know your cat has chosen to live with you.

A dog would lick your balls all day if you let it. I don’t understand why that’s a desirable trait.

A cat will leave an abusive owner and never come back but a dog will stay, just in hope that the owner will stop being a cunt one day, dogs are pathetic.

A dog also needs to always be in your mind, it’s like looking after a two year old, you have to consider the dog everywhere you go. You just put food down for the cat and leave it to it.