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  • @schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Microsoft names many things stupidly.

    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      50•1 year ago

      Fuck you forever SQLServer. Transact was perfectly googleable.

      • @flathead@lemm.ee
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        4•1 year ago

        wasn’t it originally idiotically named “SQL/Server”?

        • @gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1•3 months ago

          gnu/linux /j

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      “xbox”

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      16•1 year ago

      And renames a random product every month, following a restructuring it’s licensing

      • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        At least they don’t control the most popular code hosting site along with the most popular code editing software, right? Right?

      • @Lmaydev@programming.dev
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        2•1 year ago

        Yeah Microsoft Entra is the latest one. Azure AD had such huge brand recognition and they just dropped it lol

    • @Gork@lemm.ee
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      39•1 year ago

      Microsoft Azure Blob

      (Yes it’s a real product they market)

      • @eerongal@ttrpg.network
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        12•1 year ago

        I mean, blob (and object storage in general) has been used as a term for a long time. It isn’t particularly new, and MS didn’t invent it.

        • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s sort of the problem. It’s easy to Google S3 since it’s a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term.

          An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it’s relatively short but meaningless so if you Google “Excel Sum” you’ll get wonderful results… “Blob Get” is going to get you a lot of random stuff.

          Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you’ll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate:

          Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale?

          • Kogasa
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            4•1 year ago

            Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It’s Azure’s blob storage service.

            • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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              4•1 year ago

              What is Azure Blob Storage’s brand name then? I’m confused.

              • Kogasa
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                1•1 year ago

                It falls under the Azure brand.

              • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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                3•1 year ago

                This is why computer science is fucked.

                • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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                  1•1 year ago

                  Antilock Braking System

    • @arschfidel@discuss.tchncs.de
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      25•1 year ago

      Visual Studio Code

      • @masinko@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        To prevent confusion, I call them “VS Code” and “Visual Studio IDE”, because if you say Visual Studio, people assume you mean Visual Studio Code.

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