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Stamets to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 1 year ago

“Man, I hate retcons. Never see the point.”

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“Man, I hate retcons. Never see the point.”

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Stamets to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 1 year ago
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  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    55•1 year ago

    Umm, what? Anything that has gestation similar to a human is probably incapable of this. Could you imagine these fucking alien beans duckin’ and dodgin’ in utero to slaughter each other with nubby hands and fingers? Lmao this is some Morrowind concept art shit

    • @sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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      9•1 year ago

      It’s not unheard of for one (human) twin to absorb the other in the womb. It’s more along the lines of a cellular mixup, though, rather than a battle. And of course the mother even being aware much less sensitive to it is nonsense.

    • @UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev
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      20•1 year ago

      I’m sorry, but this is mild compared to the insanity that is Kirkbride’s Morrowind lore. Gods… how I wish Bethesda hired him for TES 6

    • @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      21•1 year ago

      “Aww, he’s got his dad’s knife” - never a phrase you want to hear in the delivery room.

      (I assume this is how drow genetics work)

      • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        15•1 year ago

        They are a matriarchy.

        • @Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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          8•1 year ago

          Well, drow men generally do the physical fighting.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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      34•1 year ago

      More like The Binding of Isaac. Only game in which aborting yourself can result in a positive outcome.

      • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        The ascension endings were rough in that game.

    • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      4•1 year ago

      Alien beans?

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