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Is this real?
Nah. That account posts a lot of “app features” like this as a joke.
thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.
Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated
Eww no I already tipped them 20%
I read that early on there was a bug and you could get them cremated without them being in an accident.
Ah yes, the orbital laser bug
Thanks for nearly waking my parents up with loud laughter
Next time don’t masturbate in their bed.
Why are they laughing in your parent’s house?! That seems a little concerning.
