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@callmepk@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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  • @waigl@lemmy.world
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    95•1 year ago

    Also, almost all of that is written in C, which is a successor to B, which is a simplified version of the Basic Combined Programming Language. There was never an A.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Is there a D?

      • @Rinox@feddit.it
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        Yes, but I’m not sure if we want to open the “programming language can of worms”.

        There’s B, C, C++, C#, Objective-C, D, E, F, F#, F* and so many more. Also, they may or may not have anything to do with each other

        • @jyte@lemmy.world
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          Also I’ve read that C# is C++++ (like put those + on 2x2 table, which in turns ressemble a #)

          • @dan@upvote.au
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            Hahaha I’ve never heard that before. Seems legit.

            C# was originally “Java: The Good Parts” but but these days it’s a much more advanced language and runtime compared to Java.

            • @Zangoose@lemmy.one
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              As a dev who works on both Java and C# code, modern Java (17+) and C# feel almost exactly the same (not sure if Java has extension methods though).

              Bonus points for using Kotlin instead tho. I dislike both Java and C# just because they both allow any object to be null and that’s usually a headache whenever a null exception shows up.

              The only thing I like better about C# is the Fixture library for testing. I haven’t found any mature libraries like it for Java yet.

              • @dan@upvote.au
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                they both allow any object to be null and that’s usually a headache whenever a null exception shows up.

                C# has nullable reference types now: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/csharp/nullable-references. If you enable it, you have to explicitly make reference types nullable (like ?string) and you’ll get build warnings if you try to use a variable that’s potentially null.

        • Johanno
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          But of course Java and Javascript are related /s

          • @jollyrogue@lemmy.ml
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            I once had a C# dev tell me they couldn’t run JavaScript because they didn’t have Java installed.

          • @Rinox@feddit.it
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            9•1 year ago

            The number of job applications using Java as a shorthand for Javascript…

      • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        4•1 year ago

        Yes. D is pretty awesome.

      • @aksdb@lemmy.world
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        Of course. Great, another D in programming.

    • @Cupcake1972@mander.xyz
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      Assembly.

      • @xenoclast@lemmy.world
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        Ding ding.

    • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Though there was a programming language called A Programming Language. Not the A programming language. A Programming Language.

      • <optimized out> :v_trans: :v_bi:
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        @mindbleach @waigl APL?

        • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 year ago

          Yes, A Programming Language.

          Which requires a space-cadet keyboard.

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