Oh you’d better not ask about mine, then :x Mine retails for about $3k new.

Bought it barely used for a really good price.

It’s an infernal machine. My wife bought it secondhand for pennies and is making smoothies for kids with it. But damn at full throttle it sounds like a jet engine. Whenever it stands on the kitchen counter I carefully tiptoe around it scared it will suck me in and pulverize me into fine tomato paste.

It’s, like, a really good motor…