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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Good luck!

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Good luck!

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?

    Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭

    • @Baku@aussie.zone
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    • @DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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      They could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.

      • @JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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        How often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?

    • @NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world
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      That’s how zombies are created.

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        • @Illuminostro@lemmy.world
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      • The Picard ManeuverOP
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        We’ve really gotta regulate these laminators.

        • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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          Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.

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