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Maybe he didn’t pee.
Maybe he pood.
Footprints the wrong way
That’s assuming he didn’t poo onto the porch and then toss it. ;)
Seems like that would had left an even more telling track in the snow.
I’d be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I’d need a diagram to understand it.
People seem to forget the agility of the shower poop man.
No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.
Takes a little practice.
Well you see, it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and levers, sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine…