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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

The man can’t help himself

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The man can’t help himself

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • slazer2au
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    10•1 year ago

    Depends where the last few drops go.

    • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      4•1 year ago

      I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      17•1 year ago

      You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.

      • @FreakinSteve@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        Have you ever seen a public urinal?

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that’s comparable?

          • @Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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            4•1 year ago

            I’m now more interested in how you’ve never seen a urinal.

            • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              8•1 year ago

              Bless your heart

              • @Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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                1•1 year ago

                Now I’m even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular.

                • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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                  3•1 year ago

                  I’ve seen Americans use that and I’ve since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself

              • @FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works
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                7•1 year ago

          • @FreakinSteve@lemmy.world
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            0•1 year ago

            They all have misses and drips all around them. It’s such a simple skill that men can’t master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them.

            • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              2•1 year ago

              But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you’re pissing anyway.

      • @RealFknNito@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.

      • Pyr
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        6•1 year ago

        Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.

        • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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          10•1 year ago

          Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated

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